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San Franciscan Squeeze

A sex move where two men place a turd equal distance in their anuses and both push it using only their anal muscles. The first person to completely expel the turd from their rectum wins.
Dude, Paul destroyed me last night in a good game of San Franciscan Squeeze.
by TroubledCourier March 1, 2021
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Portabella Butt Squeeze

Squeezing a phat ass in order to control stress
Man, today was a total shit show. I'd like to give Serena a portabella Butt Squeeze.
by Mranderson80298 August 16, 2021
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Sneeze and squeeze

The occurrence when a person sneezes and ejaculates at the same time.
Did you just sneeze and squeeze?
Yeah, bro my pants are messed up.
by Laura is dumb October 4, 2021
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Balloon knot squeak

The ancient art of spreading one's butt cheeks apart and touching anus's.
My friend Bill is right into yoga and shit, I heard he gave jenn the balloon knot squeak. It's when you lay ass to ass, and touch anus's
by Canadian not a cannotadian January 2, 2022
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If The Shoes Squeakin The Bitch Tweakin

A common word used in New York by local teens and kids. More so commonly used as a type of remark to people who are "tweakin" or not pushing P. It's also used as a simile to say that someone's crazy.
"Man you see Brittany over there? Her shoes must be squeakin." "100% but hey, If The Shoes Squeakin The Bitch Tweakin"

That guy working the 711 shoes MUST be squeakin today.
by MrSquiggles12 February 17, 2022
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go-go squeeze

i could really go for a go-go squeeze tonight
by very very gay dude March 28, 2022
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