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Pan Sexual

Lots of people mixup Pan Sexual with Pansexual yet they are different. Pan Sexual is when you are attracted to neither women or men. If you are Pan Sexual it means you are attracted to pans.
Mom: Honey, please stop having sex with my pans. I have to keep buying knew pans and I'm running out of money.
Child: SHUT THE FUCK UP MOM!! IM PAN SEXUAL!
Mom: Honey I know that your Pan Sexual but can you buy your own pans instead?
Child: NO MOM SO SHUT THE FUCK UP!
by Alexa Feise April 11, 2020
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sexual alesaurus

sexual alesaurus

Someone that is of extreme greatness. The most amazing guy you'll ever meet.

Sweet, kind, sexy, a gentleman, polite, everyone loves him, smart, always thinks ahead of time and plans everything out.

Always knows a way to a girls heart. One should never pass up an opportunity to be with him. An unbelievable friend who knows how to treat a girl and knows how to love. He's the best friend you could ask for, and loves you for you.

He is the love of a girl's life, named Bekah. Bekah loves him more than anything.

I love you Alex.
That's a Sexual Alesaurus!
by beekuhbradleh December 30, 2010
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sexually homeless

Someone who can't or doesn't want to settle down into a relationship.
by WorkVitamins April 25, 2010
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sexual cake

A cake made from all past ejaculations and shaping it into a cake to give to your significant other on a special occasion
"Yo Ive been saving all of my semen for the past 6 months. I'm gonna make a sexual cake for Katie this Valentine's Day."
by Milkwater February 4, 2015
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sexual appearance

The appearance of men or women (or gay or lesbian)that can be interpreted as beauty or handsomeness, or anything related to sex.
Human will not notice their own sexual appearance until they reah the age of 3 years old.

Linda believes she has much more sexual appearance than her husband does.
by dd2020 May 10, 2009
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sexual bully

Someone who gets you sexually aroused & leaves you to fend for yourself.
You're such a sexual bully for leaving after you kissed me like that.
by CuntsRus November 23, 2014
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Sexual Bulimia

Excessive, reckless, self-centered use of sexual behavior that "doesn't count" because one or both partners are under the influence of drugs, alcohol or meglomania. The "disorder" often targets the spouses/partners of friends. Guilt, self-loathing and further promiscuity is the result...thus an endless cycle ensues.Merry-Go-Pound
Anne's Sexual Bulimia has resulted in the destruction of all significant relationships. Her fear of being alone and invisible leads to Fear-fucking as a feeble attempt to acquire a new social circle, this becomes a Merry-Go-Pound
by Cyn March 18, 2004
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