pocket-pino

noun: a male of Filipino descent and of small stature with a propensity for consuming mass quantities of food disproportionate to said stature without appearing to increase in size.

I'm stuffed and that pocket-pino is still eating. Where does he put it all?!

by ferdilicious June 2, 2010

pocket lemonade

When you stick your penis in another person's pocket and urinate. Preferably, someone who isn't aware you are doing it. Best done while grinding on them, in da club. Also known as a wet bandit.

Dude! Why the fuck are you giving me a pocket lemonade! Not cool bro. Now continue grinding on me.

by Aiden Shay January 8, 2011

Pocket Rocket

Putting your dick in your pocket and jizzing out of it like a rocket launching.

"Yo did you hear that Jack and Jill had sex?"
"Yeah, I heard they did a Pocket Rocket!"

by Humphrey08 March 5, 2020

Pockets of resistance

When you're hopelessly looking for some funds for an alcohol related purchase but your pockets are proving resistant

"Chrisy man, lend us a fiver for a kebab, I've got pockets of resistance"

Paul Gascoigne speaking to Chris Waddle on a quiet night out prior to the World Cup in 1998

by Wesley McKnight February 28, 2017

Pocket Rocket

When you are in the middle of a presentation, and you get a boner that everyone can see.

" Yeah dude, I had to give a presentation to my daughter's kindergarten class, and everyone saw my Pocket Rocket"

by Blowys nd Showys@shs September 15, 2021

pocket time

The time it takes for a hot pocket to finish cooking in the microwave...usually 2 minutes.

Jimmy said he'd be back in pocket time, but it's already been 5 minutes.

by crispy113 January 15, 2009

cock pocket

A Freudian slip. A female who wants to eat a "hot pocket," but is thinking of sex and a big hot cock.

Michelle: "I'm hungry."
Hector: "Wanna hot pocket?"
Michelle: "Yeah, make me a cock pocket."
ROOM EXPLODES WITH LAUGHTER!

by Nyphette January 23, 2007