PAIGE MALONE

A UGLY DOG WATER BITCH

STRANGER: YOU KNOW PAIGE MALONE?
ME: YA LOL

STRANGER: SHES A BITCH UGLY FDOG WQAtwe TRASH!q!!!

by PAIGEMALONEISSHIT January 12, 2022

No pain no gain

when your cousin has no proof of you missing

“oh you have no proof? no pain no gain”

by Gsgshahahznna December 12, 2020

Bringer of pain

Someone who is the source of pain. Or a person who brings the pain.

Girl 1: Did you see what Mark did to Tim?
Girl 2: Yeah, he totally-
Teacher : Detention the two of you!
Girl 2: Ugh, (rolls her eyes) he a total bringer of pain!

by TheeMalihaa August 13, 2010

Pregnancy Pain

The pain which is severely over-rated by women. Women use the pain of sustained labour to control men: i.e. "Dónall, grab me a beer", "Fuck bitch, get it yourself", "I went through 3 hours of pregnancy pain for you dickwad!"

Evidence that this "pain" is only used to control can further be found in the fact that women are often prepared to go through it more than once. Women claim that giving birth hurts more than a kick in the gonadz. But lets be honest, what guy would willingly take more than one kick in the gonadz?

1. Hormonal pregnant lady-dragon: "I'd bet pregnancy pain hurts far more than a kick in the ballbag".

Disgruntled male: "Fuck that shit. Leave my testes alone".

2. Father: "Hey, woman, I'm hitting Amsterdam with the guys this weekend"

Bitch-ass Mother: "Oh hell no, you aint. I went through 6 hours of labour pain to mother your kids and you are taking them to their waterpolo match!"

Father (under his breath): "Dang, I'm whipped. Sex sure aint worth this shit"

by PregnancyPain?Pah. March 28, 2010

Paingasm

A sharp feeling of discomfort in the genital region of a man that normally happens without notice causing one to wince in tremendous soreness.

Chris winced in agony as a paingasm suddenly presented itself during dinner.

by Daren Bukator December 29, 2007

Paige

Asshole, bitch

She is being a real Paige right now. "Yeah she kicked us out like a big old Paige"

by Drunk end- May 23, 2016

Paige

A damn hot skinny blond who's funny, but a controlling bitch. In her future she will have been through 4 failed marriages, grow 7 times her size, and most likely end up with a hoarding problem, living with a dozen cats.

"Glad I didn't marry that! GEEZUS."

"Yeah, Paige turned out to be a tub of lard!"

by woopasso July 25, 2011