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Boss

The narcissist asswipe you must put up with to put food on your table so your wife doesn't leave you. Demands the world from their employees, yet they put in minimal to no actual work in their own positions. Can be found grazing on fast food in their office like beasts in the wild when they're not yelling at some poor 20 something kid for being a mere minute late.
Greg Heffley: "Maybe if I kiss up enough, my boss who hates me will make me a boss!"
by A Human Male May 26, 2025
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Boss

A majestic badass who always shows love for her fam and has a great butt!
Daaaaamn she’s a boss!
by Ajkirkham21 August 20, 2024
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Make Boss Accessible (MBA)

I am pissed off about the requirements of new project. I need clairity. Make Boss Accessible (MBA) to assist me.
by Moulish Rated - R Punk February 9, 2015
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Boss camp

A place where rooks and noobs go to become bosses.
RR: I just made a sandwhich for my girlfriend.

BB: Time to go to boss camp.
by LVLBoss December 2, 2010
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boss

Cool, bad ass, head of your employment, hard-core person
Im a boss!!! Thats so boss. Hes my boss.
by dougie dubb August 10, 2015
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Bagel Boss Manlet

Representing the pint-sized personification of manlet rage and standing shockingly small at 5 foot nothing, Chris "Bagel Boss" Morgan rose to short-lived infamy when he threw a hissy fit extraordinaire at a Long Island Bagel Boss in 2019. After falsely claiming that the friendly female cashier had smirked at his comically dwarfed height, Chris "Sissy Manlet" Morgan was recorded by amused onlookers as he was instantly overwhelmed by manlet rage and went on a childish tirade, furiously ranting about how women (understandably) hate him due to his sensationally stunted stature and egregiously evident Napoleon complex. Subsequently to being asked by a much taller customer to calm down and grow up, the rageaholic turbo-manlet petulantly proclaimed: "Shut your mouth! You're not God, or my father, or my boss!" - only to then transform into a tiny, little hamster when a heroic manmore made short work of the midget monstrosity and tackled him. Helpful height enthusiasts later found his now defunct YouTube channel featuring many similar videos which triggered an escalating series of well-deserved trolling sagas, eventually culminating in the Bagel Boss Manlet being cut down to size (more so than he naturally was) and thereby stopped short of realizing his delusional dream of following in the microscopic footsteps of ill-famed celebrity turbo-manlets such as Tiny Tom Cruise and Kevin "Homunculus" Hart by becoming just another high heels wearing comic relief Hollywood Oompa Loompa manlet.
Materialistic manlet: WHERE THE FUCK ARE MY HIGH HEELS?! Manmore: Cease your manletspeak and don't go Bagel Boss Manlet on me. Here, bounce around on this stress ball and dry your tiny tears with this tampon, you silly, little manlet boy.
by ManletDepreciator September 18, 2024
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Boss hogs

A massive pair of breasts on a woman
Hey Stayve, check out the boss hogs on that broad
by dubstyle69 October 12, 2019
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