Dick Messages

This would usually have connotations of a Dick Pic, however, it is not. In reality, a Dick Message is when you send three messages on a row which resemble that of a dick and balls.

Ben: I couldn’t stop laughing last night after Jeremy pointed out I kept replying to him in Dick Messages.

by will-tryers April 3, 2019

Ball of Mess

1. (Adj.) One who has tangled hair from rolling around in bed, who giggles and grins as if high, and who is a lover without a rulebook. They tend to be driven by adrenaline, and are spontaneous, playful, in-the-moment people. They laugh at their own foolishness, yet take pride in being unique.
2. (Adj.) One who tends to get into trouble often with higher authority, but are looked at with sympathy from onlookers because they're just so damn cute.

He snapped her picture as she emerged from under the covers, hair askew and facial expressions wild; clearly his little ball of mess.

Only clumsy balls of messes drop their glass vases in the toilet, hitting the seat at exactly the right angle so they shatter into a bajillion pieces.

Balls of messes stand defiant and strong, even when the world opposes them.

by Incubus&Succubus September 15, 2010

Loch Nessie Messie

(noun)- a turd of mythical size. The base stays hidden in the bowl, while the head is the only thing that is seen. If you do not snap a picture of it....people may never believe it happened.

In addition to its length, circumference, and overall gargantuan stature, these often become what are also known as "bowl stainers." Leaving behind a mess that...well...isn't human.

Brother: Dude, I just took a two foot bowl stainer and no one was home to see it.

Other brother: I don't believe you.

Brother: Damn! Another Loch Nessie Messie....

by Lat 5 July 31, 2011

Message Job

placing the bullet in someone's body such that a specific message is sent to that person's crew or family; see through the eye, and through the mouth.

Message Gob, embre!!!...

by VAKI5 January 20, 2005

Message In A Bottle

Just a castaway, an island lost at sea, oh
Another lonely day, with no one here but me, oh
More loneliness than any man could bear
Rescue me before I fall into despair, oh
I'll send an S.O.S to the world
I'll send an S.O.S to the world
I hope that someone gets my
I hope that someone gets my
I hope that someone gets my
Message in a bottle, yeah
Message in a bottle, yeah
A year has passed since I wrote my note
I should have known this right from the start
Only hope can keep me together
Love can mend your life
Or love can break your heart
I'll send an S.O.S to the world
I'll send an S.O.S to the world
I hope that someone gets my
I hope that someone gets my
I hope that someone gets my
Message in a bottle, yeah
Message in a bottle, yeah
Oh, message in a bottle, yeah
Message in a bottle, yeah
Walked out this morning, I don't believe what I saw
Hundred billion bottles washed up on the shore
Seems I'm not alone at being alone
Hundred billion castaways, looking for a home

I'll send an S.O.S to the world
I'll send an S.O.S to the world
I hope that someone gets my
I hope that someone gets my
I hope that someone gets my
Message in a bottle, yeah
Message in a bottle, yeah
Message in a bottle, oh
Message in a bottle, yeah
Sending out an S.O.S
Sending out an S.O.S
Sending out an S.O.S
I'm sending out an S.O.S
Sending out an S.O.S
Sending out an S.O.S
Sending out an S.O.S
Sending out an S.O.S
I'm sending out an S.O.S
I'm sending out an S.O.S
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I'm sending out an S.O.S
I'm sending out an S.O.S
I'm sending out an S.O.S
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I'm sending out an S.O.S
I'm sending out an S.O.S

by Death Menace November 16, 2022

SM-Mess

Where you:
1. Send an inappropriate SMS to a wrong number. The recipient of the message doesn't always need to be subject of it but can still cause problems through threats of blackmail, extortion etc.

2. Your significant other reads an inappropriate TXT message on your phone. May or may not be related to your cheating, whorish behaviour.

1. I never knew I had Jeff's number until I tried to send a message telling James what a wanker he is.

2. I'm in a bit of an SM-Mess after Claire found some recent correspondence between me and my dealer after I promised her I would quit.

by Larry March 31, 2008

Hot Mess

A term used to describe the aftermath of anal intercourse where semen, blood and feces ooze out of the anus.

After I hit that ass, it was a hot mess.

by nas'd November 2, 2011