Land Monster

The correct term for a "Cat", the highest form of life on earth (second only to God) and a vastly superior creature to the Land Beast.

Has anyone seen my Land Monster?
Yeah, it's out plotting world domination in the garden.

by Hunter May 5, 2005

Landau

Group of slightly wacky people who have a dual nationality. Don't like coconut.

"Wow, what a weird group of weird people"
"Yeah, they're such Landaus"

by Onetosixpeople March 3, 2019

Shadow Land

Lair of the Shadow Kids (see Shadow Kid. It provides them with life giving darkness, as in light they will, for the most part, become very cranky.

"'WTFH is that bitch doing in Shadow Land?' 'I don't know, but we can never talk to him/her again. . .'"

by Norns October 25, 2007

The Land Of Nar-Nar

The magical land you visit when you are high or when you have so much sex all your limbs are numb

Jessica: Where have you been Tim?

Tim: I have been in The Land of Nar-Nar

by Devin450 June 13, 2008

The land

Chicago, particularly any where the vice lord nation is dominate

You wouldn't act that way in the land

by ERICWRIGHT075 February 4, 2021

Land Mine

A guy is eating a girl out and she farts.

(guy)"Mmmmmm You like it when i lick yo pussy..."

(girl)"Oh...OH...OHHH *fart* ..... LAND MINE!"

(guy)"....*vomit*...."

by fantabuloso March 4, 2004

lanced

To get really drunk.

"Leave him lying there... He's too lanced to stand up"

by Blunt252 May 17, 2006