Velcro Kitty

An outrageously clingy cat.

Needs to be touching you (or at least be by your side) at literally all times.

Will have a massive freak-out when you leave your house for any reason, or if you dare try to get some alone time.

Will make you want to get a second cat so it will bother someone else. (This is actually a good idea.)

My velcro kitty is relentless. I had to adopt another cat so she would attach to someone else.

by Ubeenbamboozledson November 29, 2024

Kitty Puss

when one of your favourite teachers, Donny Huckel, tells you about his cat, kitty puss

"PLEASE DONNY! TELL US ABOUT THE ALMIGHTY KITTY PUSS PLEASE SIR!"

Said the children
"Oh Okay Fine, Kitty Puss is Magical! He Ran Onto The Road And Didn't Even Get Hit!"
Said Donny
"WOOOOOW!!"

Said The Children

by SpudsTheEniglishMan August 4, 2021

Kitty

Another word for Ketamine, AKA “special K”

Hey, are you gonna grab some kitty for the festival?

by Ambrosia2995 February 15, 2020

glazed kitty

When you blow a load and you accidentally hit your kitty cat. Also goes for blowing a load on a human pussy.

I had to wash my glazed kitty after blowing a load on her by mistake.

by UnicornRainbowtits February 11, 2025

Snuff her kitty

A sexual innuendo; To greatly pleasure a vagina with minimal effort through consensual means.

"I can't wait to snuff her kitty tonight!"

by FluffleNutter May 25, 2023

Discord Kitty

Meow Meow. Its a discord kitty

You know your discord kitty is probably an undercover FBI agent?

by JohnPoppes February 21, 2023

kitty hickey

you suck on the kitty to hard and now there’s a hickey

bro, she wouldn’t stop sucking on it bro, now i have a kitty hickey.

by spookymookiedoookie April 9, 2024