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1st Of July

1st of July is that day when you’re happy with your friends. NO FIGHTING
Example: Someone: You count at hide and seek again!
Y/n: Fine
1st Of July
by MaryaTheo November 18, 2020
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July 2

The day when two dumb bitches were born
July 2 when they were born
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July 30th

Man 1: Yooo! It’s July 30th!
Man 2: I can’t wait for my good luck today!
by Matilda g May 10, 2021
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July 16

Just pull your best friend in to a private place or in too a bathroom and say it’s July 16 let’s f u c k 💋😍😘😩🤪🤤🥰
by Kikirayg July 15, 2021
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29th of July

29th of July , Weather is clear , One adult asked me , What's your dream?

As if my dream explained who i am. The looks on the adults face , Was like a child with no name. The look was familiar to me.
A: Oh! it's 29th of July.

B: DID U SAY 29TH OF JULY?

29th of 💦 July, 📅 weather 😈 is 💦 clear
One 😤 adult asked 🙏 me, 😭 "What 😐 is 💦 your 👏 dream?"
As 🍑 if 👏 my 👨 dream 💭 explained who 😂 I 👁 am 👏
When 🕗 I 👁 said 💬 I 👁 had 💋 no 🙅 dream 💭
The 👏 look 👀 on 🔛 the 👏 adult's face 😀
Was 👏 like 💖 to 💦 the 👏 child 👦 with 👏 no 🙅 name 📛
The 👏 look 👀 was 👏 familiar to 💦 me 😭
Though studying 🔫 wasn't 😐 much 🔥 of 💦 my 👨 taste 👅
I 👁 tried 👀 my 👨 best 👌
Parents 👪 were 👶 fond of 💦 joy 😁
When 🕗 I 👁 brought good 👌 grades to 💦 them 💦
Walking 🚶 on 🔛 the 👏 same 😩 path at 🍆 the 👏 same 😩 time 🕐
I 👁 continued my 👨 life 👤 with 👏 no 🙅 expression 🖕

A: ...bye
by nawtwooyo July 31, 2021
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15th July

A day when a very sexy child named Jagrit was born and that makes him the most important.
It’s the 15th July”

The day Jagrit was born?!”
by Unborn legend November 22, 2021
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July 9th

by Arceous July 9, 2021
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