July 2

The day when two dumb bitches were born

July 2 when they were born

by Penis suckers May 4, 2021

Julie-itis

A mental disease effecting parents, manifested a strong need to control their child's life, from college to personal relationships to money. Parents with Julie-itis are incapable of gracefully letting their adult children finish growing up, and are prone to ranting about how rebellious and wrong their child is anytime they do not fall in line with their idea for what the child's life should look like.

Person #1: Why is that Mom gossiping with twenty year old girls about how awful her son is?
Person #2: Dude, she so has Julie-itis.

Boy: My Mom's Julie-itis is getting worse. Now she's refusing to give me toothpaste just because I want to leave the house.
Girl: Wow...does she want your teeth to fall out?

by HS_yodaforce August 5, 2012

July 16

National fuck your best friend day

Just pull your best friend in to a private place or in too a bathroom and say it’s July 16 let’s f u c k 💋😍😘😩🤪🤤🥰

by Kikirayg July 15, 2021

July 15

if someone is born on this day you have to give them some head

man! your born on july 15th?!?! come over here

by babydrivrr November 11, 2020

1st Of July

1st of July is that day when you’re happy with your friends. NO FIGHTING

Example: Someone: You count at hide and seek again!
Y/n: Fine
1st Of July

by MaryaTheo November 18, 2020

July 9th

National send nudes to friends day.

Ayo, its july 9th you know what that means

by Arceous July 9, 2021

15th July

A day when a very sexy child named Jagrit was born and that makes him the most important.

“It’s the 15th July”

“The day Jagrit was born?!”

by Unborn legend November 22, 2021