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jordan guidotti

jordan guidotti is a type of person you want to get backshots from and want his penis in your mouth because it will give a mouthful of sperm he is so sexy usually brown curly hair and medium height he has the biggest penis you'll ever see
"have you had sex with jordan guidotti yet his penis is so big i want more of it"
by goofy kid1133988 February 13, 2024
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Jordan

Jordan is a girl who is usually a ginger. She is always wearing a crop top and is usually friends with people named Lily or Lucy. She loves music like the song Cheap thrills and other hits of that nature. Her last name is usually something like Simone or something like that. But overall she is a great, caring, and loyal friend.
Jordan is such a great friend.
by HelloJordan March 31, 2022
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Jordan

animal gene creation jordan is the type of guy to miss a jumpshot you can't bet your life on his jumpshot he's usally called "The Next Micheal jordan" even though he's rubbish at basketball but makes the team because the coach takes pity in him.
by pissyboydum January 24, 2022
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Jordan

Poison and a memorial to the theme of cujurti, updates and Ram Memory. It's interested it and nothing else. Undertop computers and does not want women
Jordan is crazy
by dhdnf November 26, 2021
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jordan heffern

Smart, beautiful and nice is how u described a Jordan Heffern. She is insicure at times but she is perfect. She is super athletic and lovable. Gets all the guys. Amazing at soccer, hockey and running.
Dude your date last night was a total Jordan Heffern
Your daughter is such a Jordan Heffern
by Evadely November 1, 2013
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thomas jordan hall

he is a ranga who has 4 friens MD,KH and SH and he fucking hates windows so much he smashes them
thomas jordan hall is a ranga with a girl voice
by ranga windows November 25, 2018
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