1. Adam "Yo brah what are you sayin this weekend?"
Carl "Not too much probably just the usual Ham n Jam."
2. Sarah "Hey you down for a Ham n Jam?"
Max "Im always down for a HJ"
Carl "Not too much probably just the usual Ham n Jam."
2. Sarah "Hey you down for a Ham n Jam?"
Max "Im always down for a HJ"
by asdkaidland May 21, 2010
Get the Ham n Jam mug.Monthly female occurence which men don't understand, other than it stops (most of) them having sex with their girlfriends. Inspired by similarity in appearance, rather than taste. See also on the blob, got the painters in and Arsenal are playing at home.
"What' the matter mate? You look frustrated."
"Haven't blown me beans for days, Dave. Fucking jam donut week, innit."
"Haven't blown me beans for days, Dave. Fucking jam donut week, innit."
by Roger the Cabin Boy September 13, 2008
Get the jam donut week mug.Verb: the act of insurting a penis into a womans vagina while she has a cotton tampon insurted in her nukkle profected and fonuded in 2009 by Billy kent!
by mastab December 26, 2009
Get the Bellare cotton jam mug.A person who does not mind, or infact prefers sexual intercourse with a woman who is currently using a 'jam rag' (sanitary towel).
The jam rag may be moved to the side during the act, or a male with a specific fetish might simply abraise their member against the padded liner for one-sided pleasure.
It is un-usual for the female to be aroused during this manoeuvre but not un-heard of.
The jam rag may be moved to the side during the act, or a male with a specific fetish might simply abraise their member against the padded liner for one-sided pleasure.
It is un-usual for the female to be aroused during this manoeuvre but not un-heard of.
Johny: Emma's experiencing her time of the month.
Jimmy: Then why are you smiling?
Johny: Because I'm gonna rub my knob against her jam rag tonight!
Jimmy: OMG You're such a Jam Rag Joyrider mate... Jog on!
Jimmy: Then why are you smiling?
Johny: Because I'm gonna rub my knob against her jam rag tonight!
Jimmy: OMG You're such a Jam Rag Joyrider mate... Jog on!
by MrRudewords June 7, 2011
Get the Jam Rag Joyrider mug.Jane wanted to fuck so bad whilst she was on her period, so I gave her a creampie. When I pulled out it looked like a Jewish jam doughnut.
by Lethal389 December 1, 2013
Get the Jewish jam doughnut mug.When one produces a turd of sufficient length and girth to breech the drain off the toilet rendering it impossible to flush down.
Dude, that Canadian log jam I left in the men's room was so big the vacuum flush couldn't even take it down!
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