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Ham n Jam

v. To get Hammered and then to attend a Jam (Party)

Can be shorted to HJ.
1. Adam "Yo brah what are you sayin this weekend?"

Carl "Not too much probably just the usual Ham n Jam."

2. Sarah "Hey you down for a Ham n Jam?"

Max "Im always down for a HJ"
by asdkaidland May 21, 2010
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jam donut week

Monthly female occurence which men don't understand, other than it stops (most of) them having sex with their girlfriends. Inspired by similarity in appearance, rather than taste. See also on the blob, got the painters in and Arsenal are playing at home.
"What' the matter mate? You look frustrated."

"Haven't blown me beans for days, Dave. Fucking jam donut week, innit."
by Roger the Cabin Boy September 13, 2008
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Bellare cotton jam

Verb: the act of insurting a penis into a womans vagina while she has a cotton tampon insurted in her nukkle profected and fonuded in 2009 by Billy kent!
Ya i gave that bitch a "Bellare cotton jam",

and now shes afraid of the dark!
by mastab December 26, 2009
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Jam Rag Joyrider

A person who does not mind, or infact prefers sexual intercourse with a woman who is currently using a 'jam rag' (sanitary towel).

The jam rag may be moved to the side during the act, or a male with a specific fetish might simply abraise their member against the padded liner for one-sided pleasure.

It is un-usual for the female to be aroused during this manoeuvre but not un-heard of.
Johny: Emma's experiencing her time of the month.
Jimmy: Then why are you smiling?
Johny: Because I'm gonna rub my knob against her jam rag tonight!
Jimmy: OMG You're such a Jam Rag Joyrider mate... Jog on!
by MrRudewords June 7, 2011
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Jewish jam doughnut

The act of ejaculating in a blood filled cunt
Jane wanted to fuck so bad whilst she was on her period, so I gave her a creampie. When I pulled out it looked like a Jewish jam doughnut.
by Lethal389 December 1, 2013
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Canadian log jam

When one produces a turd of sufficient length and girth to breech the drain off the toilet rendering it impossible to flush down.
Dude, that Canadian log jam I left in the men's room was so big the vacuum flush couldn't even take it down!
by Stevohawking August 19, 2015
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belly button jam

the smelly stuff that gathers in your belly button.
by Minges and all! April 15, 2003
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