Jonagold law

Jonagold law: If your S.O. is upset and refuses to tell why, you are compelled by law to break up with them.

Guy: What's wrong, honey?
Girl: Nothing. Good night.
Guy: Okay, good night <3
Girl: See, that's your fucking problem
Guy: Sorry, but I gotta abide by the Jonagold law. I'm breaking up with you. Bye!

by neitherevernornever August 27, 2020

jonael

a nigga who is the devils spawn

that bitch is a JONAEL!

by faggybaggytaggy September 3, 2020

Jonah

Fucking cunt the biggest asshole on earth smokes weed everyday and his penis is as small as my girlfriends nipples.

But I like him

I hate Jonah

by Jonahisgayandhasasmallpenis September 7, 2020

Jogasm

An extreme orgasm caused by watching Jojo's Bizare Adventures.

I had a jogasm when Bucciarati attacked Pesci.

by WigglyPigglyUnleashed October 25, 2020

Jona

A Jona is a loving, caring goddess, who always makes her friends laugh and feel good when she's around. A Jona has an angelic voice and an awesome and unique sense of fashion. We Stan her "fuck off"-mentality, but Jones is also a soft an precious little bean sipping for depressive skaterboys.
And whenever she is struggling with something herself there are four motherfuckers looking after her and supporting her whenever she needs help. With a Jona by your side, the world is a better place. Jonas always have a lot of success wherever she puts her mind onto and she must not forget to believe in herself. Slay Queen!
Lilli, Anne, Lilja and Marie love you! Period!!!

A Jona is always gorgeous.

by ulimenkelsbach69 November 12, 2020

jonahcrab

A YouTuber which is better than Flanoss Grape

“Do you know jonahcrab?”
“of course he is the best youtuber on the planet”

by JonahCrab fan October 3, 2020

Jonah

FUCK ME REAL NICE

OH YES JONAH

by ehgjkfekjredfbregaj October 15, 2020