Spackered Toast

When someone with a mental retardation ie. a downy, is buttering your toast and dribbles a bit on the toast and spreads it in.

Jamail Damn Tyrone you did Spackered Toast again
Tyrone I didn't mean too dribbles a bit more

by Inkle little dinkle January 09, 2013

Eggs and Toast

When you crack an egg into a pussy with a yeast infection

Friend:dude i made eggs and toast for her last night

by yu fuccboi July 02, 2019

Camel Toast

1. When a burn victim hikes up her melted-on yoga pants

2. A cigarette sandwich (Used in French cockfighting culture)

“Damn that burnt bitch with a camel toast is eating some camel toast” - Moses

by Cum Fungus April 18, 2023

Toasted Oat

A complete idiot, someone who's brain power is equal to that of a toasted oat.

“Ryan your such a fucking toasted oat, why the fuck would you fuck a fat chick”

by cockmcstuffins May 05, 2021

beast-on-toast-anator-ington-dalesworth

A phrase comprised of many key elements, partly observed from the passing noise emanating from sub-woofer car audio systems (beastie-toasty, beastie-toasty). Unique to a small group indigenous to Birkenhead, sometimes found loitering in Nottingham

"Dude, this weekend is going to be totally beast-on-toast-anator-ington-dalesworth cool"

by Big Tom Rawlings July 11, 2008

Milk Toast

Derived from the vintage slang Milquetoast, meaning: timid, meek, unassertive. The origin of the term is a 1924 comic character named Caspar Milquetoast created by cartoonist Harold T. Webster. A man who's depicted as a weak pushover, his name alluded to the bland food of buttered toast served in a dish of warm milk.

John doesn't stand for anything. He'll agree to anything you say. He's a milk toast.

by Ambient_Screaming October 06, 2023

Toasted Salad

When your partner takes a big hit of their joint and then slowly blows the smoke into your bare asshole, Toasting your salad

MR. T was delighted when MS. M gave him a Toasted Salad and got his asshole stoned

by Randy the perv March 01, 2021