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soraya wood

soraya wood has the biggest bum all natural, it can sometimes deflate when she does 69 with boys. looks like a baby but is more likely to make babies at the age of 14. she picks her nose then wipes it on her bum crack. she has severe asthma but decides to be a vape lord even though her best mate emi has seen her nearly die from walking to fast

#athsma #bum
wow soraya wood has a bum
by ursecretadmierer February 27, 2021
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Jizermey Wood

the word is a derivative of Jiz. its used by tree surgeons about wood which has no significat value for burning or selling. it also produces sap which get on your hands and clothes and is sticky like jiz.
I spent the day cutting jizermey wood. or this wood is jizermey lets chip it.
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Ryan Woods

Not only is this person notorious for his handsome good looks but he also has an amazing personality And can make anyone laugh within a couple minutes of talking to him. However, Ryan Woods is typically found attracting unworthy women or "thots" as some would say. Luckily, he doesn't always let them get advantage over him. Basically, if you have gotten with a ryan woods, consider yourself lucky.
"Wow she seems happy , what did she do last night?"
"You didn't hear... she got with Ryan Woods..."
"FUCK THAT BITCH"
by Bellaminnnn January 29, 2017
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Tiger Woods Disease

A man who constantly cheats on his wife or girlfriend.
Tom: Did you hear Bill is getting married in three months?

John: You mean the same Bill who had a bad case of Tiger Woods Disease?

Tom: Yeah, that Bill, but he's been mostly cured since the engagement. He's only cheated on her four times in the last year.
by broski16 March 17, 2010
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wood shampoo

When somone jizzes in another person's hair
Person 1- Dude, Tom totally got a wood shampoo from Tres!

Person 2- Well, he had to earn that trust somehow
by stuckatKAF April 25, 2010
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tiger woods sad

a sadness developed after being found out for profoundly bad behavior and being ostrasized,talked about and made fun of until you cry in public and say you will leave to work on "issues."
Damn man, yo must be tiger woods sad after that stripper turned out to be your old math teacher. You know, the dude that looks like a lady!
by caramelthinker December 14, 2009
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Tiger Woods Complex

The mental idea or feeling that things are going so well, that you deserve or believe can get away with anything, and that there is no way things can possibly go wrong. Ironically this usually leads to a huge downfall, that is most likely caused by a woman.
Man 1: "I can't believe what happened to him"

Man 2: "Yea he had everything he could ever want then he messed it up over a female"

Man 1: "Thats the Tiger Woods Complex for ya"
by VennMC July 19, 2010
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