Holy jerk off

A religious belief, in which the believer of christ furiously beats off his holy cock till they spray all there holy water for there lord and savior jesus christ. They will then pray for 10 minutes before furiously beating off till they die for there lord jesus christ.

Yo me and the boys are gonna go sacrifice ourselves for our lord with a holy jerk off you in?

by Baalo69 March 4, 2021

holy temple of gains

The holy temple of gains is any place where someone would go to acquire massive gains. This includes any gym except planet fitness.

Oh man time for my workout. Gotta go to the holy temple of gains

by Gymbro_bigman34 April 10, 2021

Russian Holy Water

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Vodka
Just another word for vodka

Person 1: You want some beer?
Person 2: Beer is weak as fuck. I got Russian holy water

by Razorclaw the crab May 27, 2021

holy shredded chedda

Phrase used when in disbelief

Bob: look at that girl over there.
Dave: holy shredded chedda she is gorgeous.

by Harry Danglurs May 3, 2021

Holy Boob lube

1. When a woman massages moisturizer on her breasts.

2. An expression of disblief, surprise or confusion.

"Holy boob lube! Did you get the scoop on that man?"

Raven asks.

The officer nodded, "Sure did. We'll look farther into the investigation, later on in the week.

by Raven Bishop November 12, 2009

holy double shit

This is used to add emphasis to Holy Shit when it is used more then once.

Holy Shit shit look at that porsche, Holy Double shit, theres another one!

by shankydanky August 7, 2006

The Holy Hobo Fork

The basis of the Holy Hobo Fork religion; a fork that has been blessed by a holy hobo.

Have you prayed to the Holy Hobo Fork today?

by Nanashi Kurokaze December 18, 2006