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girlfriend

person 1: hey i just got a girlfriend!

person 2: nice

person 1: what about you?

person 2: ):
by mr.sad December 30, 2021
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Girlfriend tax

Liberally interpreted as the price you have to pay for having a girlfriend: giving her your clothes, taking her out, buying her things.
Girl: give me your hoodie
Boy: why?
Girl: its girlfriend tax you have to
by MissingJrn April 17, 2024
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Invisible Girlfriend

When one sits on his hand until it's numb. Then proceeding to jerk off and imagining your "girlfriend" is jacking you off.
I'm so lonely that I had an affair with my invisible girlfriend last night.
by madDarthvader2 May 21, 2016
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National 2 girlfriend day

If you have two girlfriends you have to spend the entire day doing whatever they want you to do
For example if they want you to take them to lunch and cuddle them you do it. You do it on national 2 girlfriend day
by LindaleHell November 25, 2020
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Girlfriend

Something you will never have loser!😁
Boy1.” When will I get a girlfriend?”
Boy2.”never cuz ur are a loser
by Urmum!😌 December 11, 2021
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un-girlfriend

A girl who can not agree or disagree to being called your girlfriend and likes being celebrated every day as your girlfriend, (as Alice in Wonderland celebrated her un-birthday 364 days of the year) but is reluctant to accept the label of girlfriend because she is in denial of being someone's bae and non-committal to a stereotype she has clearly become and not been since high school.
One day before meeting up with friends, I asked "the girl I have been dating" how should I introduce her, suggesting that we are past the friend-zone. She jokes with a smile, "how about with un-girlfriend?" and kisses me on the cheek.
by jmac1973 June 12, 2023
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