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Ghetto-rettes 

Someone that blurts into a small ebonic episode due to lack of proper etiquette, grammar, and at times vocabulary. These symptoms can quickly assist on where the individual grew-up and how they were raised.
We were having a delightful chat about the housing market. Then she Ghetto-rettes me with "yamean".
Ghetto-rettes by Macho215 April 22, 2009

Ghetto Tagalongs 

When one takes an oreo or any similar cookie treat, separates the two sides, slabs some peanut butter on one side, assembles the cookie and then proceeds to eat. Thus making a delicious snack for anyone with the munchies on a budget.
"Ey maine i seent that girl scout cookie box over there let me get some..
"Nah maine those be ghetto tagalongs you know we aint got no money....shoo my mom made those to cheat out those hoes...

ghetto scrape

when you're too cheap to buy a $1 ice scraper for your car so you use a CD or any other item to scrape just enough ice off to see out the front window.
Your mom get scared riding with me to the hotel when my lazy ass only makes a 6 inch wide ghetto scrape.

It was too damn cold out to scrape the window right so I did a ghetto scrape and got a neck cramp driving to work looking through the tiny patch I scraped.
ghetto scrape by TJ5656 November 10, 2009

ghetto harpy 

Trashy ghetto girl prone to loud screeching fights in public places with her friends and baby daddies. Often, but not necessarily black.
We had to call the cops, as the ghetto harpy was having another fight with her baby daddy in the front yard.
ghetto harpy by HoaxesCroaxes March 31, 2011

Ghetto Noodles 

Another way of referring to Ramen Noodles.
Bro #1 - "Yo dawg, what you thinking for lunch?"
Bro #2 - "Maann, I'm broke duuude! I'ma have me some 25 cent Ghetto Noodles!"

or

Customer - "Yo what isle yo noodles at?"
Grocery Clerk - "What kind of noodles Sir? Spaghetti?"
Customer - "Naww....Ummm, Ghetto Noodles."
Grocery Clerk - "The Ramen is on isle 5."
Customer - "Thanks...."

True Story
Ghetto Noodles by Wacky Guy March 6, 2012

ghetto ballerina 

She always carries around one dollar bills. I bet she's a ghetto ballerina.