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Freddy Haycock

by ImThicc69 May 20, 2020
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Freddy Beer

That "friend" who constantly chats shit about everyone in the vc who cant come up with a funny or original jokes so just constantly repeat a joke that was slightly funny 6 months ago. nobody likes him, nobody wants him around, but for some reason he still shows up and pisses everyone off. If their is a girl he will have a bigger transformation than Michael Jacksons skin colour from the biggest dickhead to the biggest simp. in reality hes such a pathetic human being you'd almost feel bad for the lanky neek he is, until of course he calls you a gaylord.
friend 1: Hello Freddy Beer
Freddy Beer: Hey whassup GAYLORD HAHAHA Get OWNED LMAO XD gn
Everyone: who the fuck likes Freddy Beer
by SierraLima4206662169 May 27, 2020
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Fredericksburg Sleigh Ride

The act of one or more bouncer(s) riding a person being asked to leave down the stairs towards the exit of a bar or establishment you are being removed as if you are a sleigh (sled, surfboard, snowboard... you get the idea)
If that drunk dude keeps messing up he is going for a Fredericksburg Sleigh Ride.
by King66 May 30, 2020
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Freddie fields

The person that sucks your toenails off
It's like a 3 am challenge but it's not 3 am

often meets up with an aaron to engage in sexual relationships
"Chad 1 : You done 5 nights at freddies dude?"
"Chad 2: Nah fuck that bro dont wanna get my toenails licked from Freddie fields"
by coolDud369 June 3, 2020
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Fred

A larger than life ego, who lives an extravagant life, always the life of the party and loves splashing the cash. However this persona is simply a ploy to cover up the fact they have a TINY FLACCID PENIS! This is usually just a couple of Inch’s, growing to around 4 when fully erect!
Look at that obnoxious guy at the bar, i bet he’s a ‘Fred’!
by Fred Tett June 7, 2020
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Freddie Mercury

The defentition of perfect, was also the lead singer and piano player of the rock group Queen. He had the voice of an angel. He had a unique fashion sense and was bisexual, meaning he dated both men and women.
by X hi bdrica June 19, 2020
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Fred

A hoe that go to James Clemens High School in Madison, Alabama. He ain’t even all that cute but somehow He talks to every girl in the 256 and will act like he not playin you but really is
Friend: “Who that dude over there

Me: “Oh that’s that hoe Fred”
by 30glockupinhispants June 25, 2020
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