ethan mendoza's penis

So small Need a microscope to see it

person 1:he has ethan mendoza's penis

by inyourmom69always May 4, 2017

ethan scott france

A pimp has the dankest memes and balls everyday bc hes better than michael jordan

ethan scott france is literally the person you wanna be

by egg.bean.curd March 11, 2017

Ethan 69 guy

The person that LOVES urban dictionary definitions (69) and has a mind that is very dirty will lick you nonstop

Ethan is really an Ethan 69 guy.

by Other Ethan November 9, 2021

Ethan’s man bun

Cause he 🤍 them

Ethan’s man bun is sad

by $$on February 13, 2022

Ethan James Siek

Lefty. Likes football

Ethan James Siek is throwing that ball all the way across the fo

by IsaacLloyd033 May 5, 2022

Ethan van Jaarsveld

He is one of thε few real men left in thε world αnd is very loyal to his partner. He is one of thε most intelligent boys yσu will find in today day αnd age. He is α keeper. He's very kind αnd warm hearted αnd has α good sense of humor. He is α best friend αnd α lover who will never bring out thε dull side in yσu

Ethan van Jaarsveld

by nicole55 November 15, 2011

All The Ethan’s Of The World

Ethan’s are some of the weirdest people you’ll ever meet. They like to stare into the eyes of lizards and molest them when not a single person is looking. Ethan is the type of person to play around so much that they seem to be gay. Most Ethan’s seem to be virgins forever and in result molest all ur children and lizards.

That weirdo who molested my lizard yesterday is such a All The Ethan’s Of The World.

by Ethan and his parents is whore May 18, 2019