go stick a dick in your ear

An insult used to make somebody feel gay. Can be substituted for take a hike.

Hey faggot, go stick a fucking dick in your ear!

by Etni3s February 15, 2004

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telephone ear, telephone elbow, & telephone hand

After a long time on a regular house phone (not a cell phone), the ears, elbows, & hands get so tired from holding the phone they get sore.

That 5~hour phone call sure gave me telephone ear, telephone elbow, & telephone hand making them so very sore.

by Starchylde May 29, 2016

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You got corn cobs in your ears

Told to someone when they are not listening or they didn't understand something you told them. This is more politically correct instead of saying are you fucking deaf you retard.

You must not have heard me or do you got corn cobs in your ears?

by TV CAR April 11, 2010

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I'll fuck the pig and you hold it's ears

Taking charge in a job environment (fucking the pig) while you ask for minor assistant (holding the ears)

Fergus: I'll fuck the pig and you hold it's ears

by smokeajoint 42069 March 05, 2019

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having one's ear on one's face

a nice synonym used for conservative boxheads, derived from the fact that conservative people think a rainbow on one's ear would ruin one's face

- omg have you heard that Bob opposes same sex marriage?
- are you serious? i thought having one's ear on one's face was already out of fashion..
- nah, he and Cynthia still totally have their ears on their faces

by Nomdi February 03, 2019

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