Christian Ortiz

A person who comes into a room and has to announce their presence by yelling or making some weird animal noises from a cat in heat to a donkey that was fatally stabbed

You're being a real Christian Ortiz right now.

by Shin Godzilla May 21, 2020

christian jarrett

An ugly person who will whatch you in your sleep and stalk you for eternity

Look over there it is Christian Jarrett.
Yeah don't go close to him his ugliness will kill you!

by Soul1Reaper6897 February 24, 2017

Christian Romig

The coolest kid on the block. He gets all the hoes. He loves the puss

Christian Romig and Justin are best friends

by Fire princess February 4, 2018

Christian Jessen

Best known his work as a GP on the tv series Embarrassing Bodies, Christian is openly gay and advertises the fact with an incredibly homo-erotic hair cut, which is said to be in the form of a man parting his buttocks.

Did you watch Embarrassing Bodies last night? Although i thoroughly enjoyed the Christian Jessen segment my favorite was watching the granny anus prolapse

by andre...i mean david king July 29, 2011

christian dentist

youthful, oily, & unaware, some uncover chested kinks. males always rain in slightly sexual atmospheres.

i just got my teeth cleaned by the christian dentist ;)

by thatturtle December 29, 2022

Christian Cort

not sus NOT my friend has a 22 inch blade and a katana my friend is swagstermcdreamwastaken_7___4notfoundinit_9787 and his dad is lebron james and daddy birchwood

poo is yum - Christian Cort

by aj davis_7initnotfound June 11, 2021

Christian karen

A total asshole that is mostly homophobic, abusive, and will stop abortion in ANY way possible.

Person #1: Omg, look its that asshole that tells my son being gay is a sin.
Person #2: Yeah, she's such a Christian karen.

by wuhnde March 21, 2022