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Cheeseburger Ass

1. When a persons bottom looks so good that you want to eat it like a cheeseburger.

2. When someone's butt is so well proportioned it looks like two cheeseburger buns smuggled in their britches.
"Damn bro look at that cheeseburger ass over there"

"She got that ass look so good make you wanna eat that bitch like a drunk person at McDonald's after the bars close"
by Bobislegend March 10, 2016
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scrottage cheese

A build up of sour cheesy substances around the scrotal area caused by a reluctance/failure to scrub the nut-sack regularly.
"Wash your balls son! Your scrottage cheese is stinking the house out!"
by smeg man September 3, 2009
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mousetrap cheese

A derogatory phrase used to describe a cheese that has little or no texture or flavour when that particular verity of cheese is supposed to have a certain texture and/or flavour, however mild.

Indicated that the person thinks the cheese is only fit for use in a mouse trap.

Derives from the fact that a person would not use a very good (and hence expensive) cheese to bait a mouse trap. They would use the cheapest cheese they could find as They would not care that it had no taste because they did not actually intend to eat it.
"How was your cheese sandwich?"

"Awful, mousetrap cheese." Meaning "Awful, tasteless."
by Dorsai December 24, 2010
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Grilled Cheese Vagwich

First, a man sprays Cheez Whiz in a woman's vagina. Then, he eats the Cheez Whiz out of her and puts it between two pieces of bread. Then, he makes the woman eat the sandwich.
I made a mean Grilled Cheese Vagwich for my hot girlfriend last night
by annoymous pseudonym September 14, 2011
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chazzer cheese

a twat who cant talk to his girlfriend who he is 'madly in love with'. he likes to cheat on the love of his life. he has no friends. STAY AWAY FROM THE CHEESE. he sends the flag to mexico! he cant stand up straight because he stares at the ground when he feels awkward. he feels awkward for no reason, this is why he doesnt have a girlfriend.
we all hate chazzer cheese!
Chazzer cheese loves danielle!
by k+kd September 20, 2012
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shit cheese

Shit cheese is a fun name to call someone! Similar to dick head or ass hole but not as derogatory!
Hey Shit Cheese quit fuckin around and get back to work! :)
by Murphy79 May 5, 2014
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The cheese stands alone

Giving yourself permission to be different
Everyday Jack woke he knew today would be different because the cheese stands alone.
by NannyF October 5, 2018
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