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Chad dies first

In the game of magic the gathering, Chad always gets targeted at the beginning of the game to die before anyone else. Hence the "Chad dies first"
Chad dies first again!
by Tomauto November 11, 2023
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chadding

Chad Robertsmethod of teaching.
Student 1: My professor just drones on and on during class and we never learn anything!
Student 2: Not in my class. We learn a lot.

Student 1: How, does your teacher lecture?
Student 2: Nah, he’s usually just chadding up there.

Student 1: He’s what?
Student 2: He’s chadding! Chad Roberts’ method of teaching. Check out his book, “The Art of Chadding.”
by hangingoutsociallyatthestation February 26, 2025
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Chad

An Arabic slag term to define excess foreskin length on a male phallus
by Kingkhallid March 1, 2023
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chad winfield

A greasy haired Ad Nidalee main that loves men and has a tiny penis.
"Hey guys it's your boy Chad Winfield here bringing you the latest and greatest in video game technology!"
by Tickler1243215423 April 13, 2014
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Moist Hand Chad

That small wet piece of paper towel that tears off from the paper towel dispenser.
After hammering out a mean grumpy and washing my hands, I pulled a paper towel only to be left holding a moist hand chad with the remainder of the paper towel left in the dispenser.
by Golf 3 November 4, 2022
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Corona Chad

Stupid idiot who would rather party then care about the health and safety of others
The Corona Chads are roaming the streets trying there best to spike the virus
by PaullyTambam October 26, 2020
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Chad

You.

You are a chad.
I know you are having a rough day, Chad, but whatever you are facing at the moment, just know that you are doing well and I am proud of you. But never give up, you'll eventually pull through.
by Yaboinik92 January 26, 2022
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