captain planet cool

something that is either cooler than the sum of its parts or cooler than previous examples provided

Mortal Kombat and Street Fighter may be sick but Marvel vs Capcom is Captain Planet Cool

by JackieChanThumbsUp January 17, 2011

Shrimp Boat Captain

A term you use to call someone stupid/retarded. This refers to the famous Forrest Gump, who was retarded, and was the captain of a shrimp boat.

Fred: Tony backed into a parked car again...
Brian: What a shrimp boat captain.

by bri0n January 15, 2008

friend zone captain

That guy who is straight, but still gets friend zoned by every girl he comes into contact with.

Why do I have to be a friend zone captain?? I ain't that ugly.

by P3N1S H3R0 November 17, 2016

Captain Steve 02

One sexy hot rod that is in no way gay or homo.

Dane: Hey, isn't that kid gay or something?
Sharbach: Of course not! He is Captain Steve 02!

by sujan is dumb December 18, 2019

Captain chair splitting

While dressed like cpt. Cave man When you an your partner are having a sex on a bar stool and you thrust so hard that the force splits the chair.

Bubba plowed me so good at the bar on last call that we end up captain chair splitting I haven't walked straight for a week.

by Purple nurble February 8, 2022

Captain Sack Sparrow

A sexual act where two men sit, facing each other, while a third person positions themselves to pull their oars, as if to row a boat.

Down for a Captain Sack Sparrow at my place later Todd? Woman is coming.

by Jellyman7201 March 21, 2023

Captain Squinty Yellow

The big man himself, Kim jong un.

Oh my god, is that Captain Squinty Yellow

by Dominoes_Pizza_Zimbabwae November 28, 2017