California hot pocket

An sexual activity involving two men, where one shits in the other's asshole and then fucks him in the asshole

"dude, I gave Dwayne a mean California hot pocket last night"

by anonymous February 15, 2024

California loser highlight reel

When somebody would say that was awesome after their team loses instead of "I can't watch this".

You could tell they didn't forget to have a good time even in a loss at home by watching their California loser highlight reel.

by The Original Agahnim January 14, 2022

California Blow Dryer

The act of cumming on one’s body in the spring and having another girl come queef on it to dry it. (Can be used if man comes on oneself and girl queef on him)

Man last night was crazy, I received my first California blow dryer of this spring!

by Teddybarbeque April 22, 2024

California Reschedule

When people (mainly from California, especially in the entertainment industry) set up a meeting with you, but they don't actually want to meet with you, so they keep rescheduling at the last minute until you go away so they can pretend they're not scum when you eventually give up after the 300th reschedule.

Guy 1: Aw shit I have to meet this guy that I scheduled a meeting with but I don't wanna! I'll just give him the California Reschedule until he fucks off!

Guy 2: Wow you're a fucking asshole why did you even schedule it in the first place

Guy 1: How am I the asshole when he's the one who will eventually get the hint that I'm never going to meet with him and he tells me no thanks? He's the asshole!

by Captain Hypoc October 26, 2022

California Vacuum Cleaner

A sex position where a Male is riding another male reverse cowgirl style, but the bottom male is bent forward and sucking on the top males penis as it is coming up and down

Yo! Wanna do a California vacuum cleaner at my place tonight?

by 3/4TonForYaMomma May 28, 2025

California girls

They are unforgettable, daisy dukes bikinis on top, sun kissed skin so hot it will melt your popsicle.
They are undeniable, fine, fresh, fierce, they have it on lock, they represent the west coast, now put your hands up.

dude I cant stop thinking about California girls

by THEREALURBANDICTIANARYBUTREALI March 17, 2023

the california

It's the sexual position where someone pays you to take off handcuffs, you bend over standing up and say "thank you" for the absolute fucking you're about to get... You take the Congress of the cow style fuck you deserve and *IMPORTANTLY* still bent over standing up... You get your head pushed between your legs to kiss your ass goodbye

"Hey Patrick, why are you so pissed"
"Jerry's been givin' me the California for close to five decades"

by 4KLFTRX December 21, 2020