"Canada's history" involves being taken captive by a French Canadian and having terrible (sexual) things done to you while the French Canadian screams "god bless the queen!!"
by Colbert's Buddy February 4, 2010
Get the Canada's Historymug. One of the rare places other than the UK to:
-Fuck your ass harder than the home invader as a sick form of justice.
-Blow up your house, rape and kill your entire bloodline just for having a water gun let alone making a gesture no where resembles/alludes to a real gun
-Being a utopia for morons and degeneracy.
-Be a morally bankrupt trash dump.
- Be more concerned about a tiny fraction of miserable self-oppressed troglodytes rather than those who are actually in the need of help.
-The only country that has a president that's an international punching bag.
-Fuck your ass harder than the home invader as a sick form of justice.
-Blow up your house, rape and kill your entire bloodline just for having a water gun let alone making a gesture no where resembles/alludes to a real gun
-Being a utopia for morons and degeneracy.
-Be a morally bankrupt trash dump.
- Be more concerned about a tiny fraction of miserable self-oppressed troglodytes rather than those who are actually in the need of help.
-The only country that has a president that's an international punching bag.
by THE BIG BOSS February 1, 2024
Get the Canadamug. A sex act performed between a man and a woman involving moose antlers, a jug of maple syrup, and the Stanley Cup. Essentially, the man wears the full rack of moose antlers while the woman inserts the Stanley Cup into her vagina using the maple syrup as a lubricant. The two partners then engage in anal intercourse.
by The Big Colbertski February 4, 2010
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Get the Canadamug. As in "Yeah, Doug is a nice guy...but intercourse with him is just like Canada's History - pretty short, boring and full of apologies."
by MechaStewart February 4, 2010
Get the Canada's Historymug.