Canada's History can suck my dick
by PussyPatrol February 4, 2010
Get the Canada's Historymug. Dude, all that Canadian bacon is making it kinda hard for me to perform Canada's History. I may need a laxative.
by nochinadoll February 5, 2010
Get the Canada's Historymug. A sexual act involving many articles relative to the country of Canada, now the title of a popular Canadian magazine(aka. the Beaver.) To preform said act one must first gauge a woman's vagina out with a large dildo carved from a moose's horn. One then fills the woman's vagina with as much maple syrup as possible and proceeds to have intercourse. After ejaculation into the maple syrup filled vagina one pours out the maple syrup out onto a bed of snow in the bowl of the Stanley Cup. Now one can enjoy a tasty treat by eating the cold maple syrup traditionally with a flat wooden stick (sharing said treat with the woman is optional.)
by Exail February 5, 2010
Get the Canada's Historymug. The act of covering poop with maple syrup and then stuffing it down your partners throat while singing Westminster baptist church's song God hates the world and raping a bear rug; then shoving a hockey trophy up your ass and drinking 7 glasses of prune juice and eating 6 fiber one bars.
by Blue orange March 3, 2010
Get the Canada's Historymug. Exhanging poop from one's asshole into another's asshole. The recipient of the poop then shit's it back into the original pooper's asshole.
by STEPHEN COLBERT!!!! February 4, 2010
Get the Canada's Historymug. 
another crappy Canadian telecommunications company like bell canada. They have ridiculous customer service and WILL sell you short and/or trick customers.
I called Shaw Canada to get up my internet connection back up, but they refused to do it. I just wanted to play Fortnite!
by alco3 February 25, 2019
Get the Shaw Canadamug.