Canada's history

The act of wearing moose antlers while drinking maple syrup from the stanley cup and getting fucked in the ass.

Me and my girlfriend made canada's history last night.

by Kirish116 February 05, 2010

Canada's History

A super beaver( OR a super vagina)

Canada's history? There's a such thing?!?

by Nicaraguan Thunder February 05, 2010

Canada's History

Stephen Colbert made me do it.

Canada's History can suck my dick

by PussyPatrol February 05, 2010

Canada's History

The act through which Stephen Colbert pwns the crappy studio apartment above America.

Holy crap! You just Canada's History -ed those socialists! Nailed 'em!

by Le Justier Masqué February 05, 2010

Canada's History

Failed magazine renaming because old name referred to PORN!

The Beaver was censored by search engines and renamed Canada's History.

by CBNationKrae February 05, 2010

Canada's History

A sex act, involving wearing moose antlers on one's head, while pouring maple syrup either into the anus or vagina, or in some cases both, excreting said maple syrup into the Stanley Cup and then orally ingesting the maple syrup from the Stanley Cup, and spitting it up into the air, in an attempt to fully cover the moose antlers.

Did you see that Canadian porno where those 2 chicks both did Canada's History? That was almost worse than 2 girls 1 cup.

by Colberttoldmeto February 05, 2010

Canada's History

"Canada's history" involves being taken captive by a French Canadian and having terrible (sexual) things done to you while the French Canadian screams "god bless the queen!!"

all those "alien abductions" reported in Canada, they're really Canada's History going down.

by Colbert's Buddy February 05, 2010