Shit In Your Breakfast

when you shit in someones breakfast; or the alternative, shit in someones kids and eat there breakfast

'Shut the fuck up! I'll Shit in your Breakfast'

Shit in your kids, kill em, force feed them breakfast then eat them.

by Jakeosaurus October 20, 2008

key west breakfast

A non-traditional breakfast that includes a cup of coffee and smoking a joint or some other method of ingesting marijuana.

I love to start my Sunday mornings with a delicious, Key West Breakfast.

by Suz Kitten June 18, 2023

Cuban breakfast

Inserting a mixture of rice and beans into a woman’s asshole, then letting her push out the contents into a breakfast bowl.

I made my girlfriend a cuban breakfast this morning. That shit was fire!

by arylius November 29, 2020

Breakfast Clubbed

When something seems like it's going to be funny but then you're given the ol' one-two and it turns sad . Much like the flare gun suicide bit among the dance montages of the movie The Breakfast Club

I got Breakfast Clubbed while watching Inside Out with my kids. I thought it was going to be all fun and games until {Bing Bong} went and sacrificed himself.

I got Breakfast Clubbed at brunch with my rents. I thought life was all waffle bars and mimosas until they told me they were cutting me off. Balls.

by Bossgay March 18, 2016

breakfast fuck

When you stay the night with a member of the opposite sex, or the same sex if you swing that way, and you don't intend to have sex with them. But in the morning, you decide that you're going to have sex with them.

I went to her house last night, and wanted to get down but we decided not to. But I ended up staying the night, and then we had a breakfast fuck.

by serendipitysparkle February 3, 2018

Breakfast

A Bad Heartbreak from an obvious city girl

Last Last E don Cast, Na everybody go chop breakfast!!

by Puzzo Gambino April 1, 2023

Peegles Breakfast

Typically a group breakfast following a day, or days, of hard drinking with close friends with some folks being absent for various reasons including but not limited to: estranged lovers distracting them, working, sleeping, or being too cool for school.

Dude I’m so hungover, I can’t wait for our Peegles Breakfast so we can recover

by Vtethers July 16, 2021