cardboard box

An amazing device that can easily be made into a variety of things.

Quote from Calvin and Hobbes:

Calvin: "Hey, Hobbes, wanna go time traveling with me? See, I built this time machine." (shows Hobbes a right-side-up cardboard box)

Hobbes: "This looks a lot like your transmogrifier."

Calvin: "To the inattentive layman, yes, but with the transmogrifier, you crawl under the box, whereas in the time machine, you climb in on TOP."

Hobbes: "Ah."

by Hmail October 1, 2012

Douche Box

The female form of a "douche bag".

Man, that girl is being a huge douche box

by Strykers 14 September 7, 2013

brittle box

A women with a cold vagina.

Man that lady I had sex with last night had a brittle box.

by Rachanuts June 15, 2011

Boxing Day

Originating in the United Kingdom and spreading through the commonwealth countries, Boxing Day is a holiday that extends all the way from the Medieval period when the Lord's serfs were still barred from partaking in the royal Christmas festivities. While Christmas Day is usually spent with family members and often is a very spiritually centered and wholesome time, Boxing Day is the more secularly celebratory day of the Holiday season wherein celebrators gather with their close friends (and perhaps some lingering family members) and get hammered in the spirit of Christmas. So hammered that several drunken boxing fights are known to break out between friends and family members, people whom wouldn't usually be partaking in drunken boxing let alone the act of getting wasted together.

"Man, it's Boxing Day! Let's go out and get schlammered in the spirit of Christmas!"

"Dude... I just celebrated Boxing Day yesterday, I never thought I would get wasted in front of my Grandma..."

by James Jamesson December 25, 2009

Ox in a Box

An awkward situation that one has been "boxed" into.

For the most severely awkward situations.

"... and when I got back to my room, they were having sex on my bed and refused to leave."
"That's supes ox in a box."

by MumbleBear March 26, 2010

Box Burgler

One who burgles boxes; of the vaginal variety. A lesbian, dyke, carpet muncher, bush hound, etc etc.

Sharon's a box burgler!
Really??
Yeah she totally licks vaginas..

by deanhendersonlives April 16, 2010

Gine Box

1. Gine box refers to the female anatomy that this is the vagina. Usually this type of vagina is very loose from the respective female sleeping with as many guys as possible.

2. When a male is acting like a pussy or acting in femine ways.

I am not surpised he slept with Andrea that gine box is easy to get to.

Ray is acting like a gine box, he never goes out and leaves suddenly when he does go out.

by Cuban Mon June 1, 2006