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baconator

a sex act in which you wrap your dick in bacon. then you have vaginal intercourse and drink the bacon flavored vagina juice.
I totally got a baconator from your mom last night.
by phill budden May 21, 2009
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bacon

when a flap of skin (shaped like bacon) has mysteriously been excerted out of a womans pussy whilst being liked out.
Woman= shit this is good @£$$@*
Man= !!what the fuck??!!
Woman= Dont stop @@£$$$£@**(
Man=yeah man but theres some fukin BACON dangling from your pussy
Woman= @££££@$$%%% Yeah Boi!!$$%%^^**&&^
by Random Rutlander April 13, 2005
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bacon buddies

1: two strips of bacon that have attached themselves to one another in the pan while being fried.

If one is generous enough to share his or her plate of bacon, bacon buddies are to be counted only as one slice.

2: When two people become such good friends that they are willing to share bacon with one another.
Example 1
Guy 1: "Hey man, thanks for sharing your bacon with me!"
Guy 2: "Your welcome. Just remember that I get all the bacon buddies."

Example 2
Girl 1: "Andy shared his bacon with me this morning. We're bacon buddies now."
Girl 2: "I knew he was the one for you."

Example 3
Girl 1: "Hey, can I have some of your bacon?"
Guy1: "I think we need to stop seeing each other."
by Uberpaws February 20, 2010
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Bacon Steak

A word describing an excessively over-tanned woman, and/or a humorous response to a misheard question or statement.
(1st Example)
"You like your bacon steaks don't you Dave"

(2nd Example)
Adam: "What did you say about that tv programme last night?"

Mary: "Bacon Steaks?"

Adam: "Good one..."
by Adamabad Osama August 1, 2011
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burn the bacon

When some dumb fuck like Brownie leaves something under the grill and goes into the lounge to have milk and cookies whilst the kitchen catches fire.
"You twat Brownie!! You burnt the sodding bacon again!!
by Dave January 22, 2004
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sweet pepper bacon

when you eat out a fuck hole that is infested with crabs
Man I was muff diving on sally when I looked down and saw that she had sweet pepper bacon.
by marmot 11 April 22, 2006
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I smell bacon!

you say this when you see da pigs a.k.a 50 a.k.a fat doughnut eating dudes that chase yo ass like you stole they're coffee so the can put u away
1. driving down the street u see cops "I smell bacon!"

2. Ur about to get busted and ur homies yell "i smell bacon!"
by GI70ST January 20, 2009
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