Now this is a story all about how
My life got flipped turned upside down
And I'd like to take a minute, just sit right there
I'll tell you how I became the prince of a town called Bel-Air
In West Philadelphia, born and raised
On the playground is where I spent most of my days
Chillin' out, maxin', relaxin' all cool
And all shootin' some b-ball outside of the school
When a couple of guys who were up to no good
Started makin' trouble in my neighborhood
I got in one little fight and my mom got scared
And said "You're movin' with your auntie and uncle in Bel-Air"
I begged and pleaded with her day after day
But she packed my suitcase and sent me on my way
She gave me a kiss and then she gave me my ticket
I put my Walkman on and said "I might as well kick it"
First class, yo, this is bad
Drinkin' orange juice out of a champagne glass
Is this what the people of Bel-Air livin' like?
Hmmm, this might be all right
I whistled for a cab and when it came near
The license plate said 'Fresh' and it had dice in the mirror
If anything I could say that this cab was rare
But I thought "Nah, forget it, yo holmes, to Bel-Air!"
I pulled up to the house about 7 or 8
And I yelled to the cabbie "Yo holmes, smell ya later"
Looked at my kingdom, I was finally there
To sit on my throne as the Prince of Bel-Air
My life got flipped turned upside down
And I'd like to take a minute, just sit right there
I'll tell you how I became the prince of a town called Bel-Air
In West Philadelphia, born and raised
On the playground is where I spent most of my days
Chillin' out, maxin', relaxin' all cool
And all shootin' some b-ball outside of the school
When a couple of guys who were up to no good
Started makin' trouble in my neighborhood
I got in one little fight and my mom got scared
And said "You're movin' with your auntie and uncle in Bel-Air"
I begged and pleaded with her day after day
But she packed my suitcase and sent me on my way
She gave me a kiss and then she gave me my ticket
I put my Walkman on and said "I might as well kick it"
First class, yo, this is bad
Drinkin' orange juice out of a champagne glass
Is this what the people of Bel-Air livin' like?
Hmmm, this might be all right
I whistled for a cab and when it came near
The license plate said 'Fresh' and it had dice in the mirror
If anything I could say that this cab was rare
But I thought "Nah, forget it, yo holmes, to Bel-Air!"
I pulled up to the house about 7 or 8
And I yelled to the cabbie "Yo holmes, smell ya later"
Looked at my kingdom, I was finally there
To sit on my throne as the Prince of Bel-Air
"This how I became the fresh prince of bell-air"
by Wendies Chicken Tendies December 12, 2017
I thought I could handle a 6 taco combo, but my taco bell squirt gun later that night proved me wrong.
by Kerplah July 09, 2014
by nightwing August 02, 2005
When a man takes a big massive crap that Is still solid and then proceeds to take his fecal matter and shove it in a woman's vagina then begins to pack it in with his erected penis
Oh dude that chick was a total rock star , she let me get that stuffed bell pepper.
Omg girl !! He just gave me the best stuffed bell pepper I've ever had!!
Omg girl !! He just gave me the best stuffed bell pepper I've ever had!!
by Pooppoopyeahthatsright September 26, 2015
1. A creature that dwells in Canadia.
by yOU PEOPLE WHO KNOW WHO WROTE THIS. August 23, 2003
an insult or derogatory phrase used in reference to someone or something that is distasteful in appearance
Jesus, that girl has got a face like a sack of dented bells!
She looked good in the club, but that whore had a pussy like a sack of dented bells.
She looked good in the club, but that whore had a pussy like a sack of dented bells.
by John456 December 03, 2007
Jeff has no money left in his bank account, his girlfriend just dumped him, and he has no friends. Jeff is now going to Taco Bell to get a Taco Bell Sad Meal.
by ButtsMcgee September 05, 2012