baked bean asserole

When you spread someone’s ass cheeks (preferably after it’s preheated if yk what i mean) while they’re face down booty up then you open a can of Bushes baked beans and pour them into their anal cavity. You then shut their cheeks together and let it simmer for a minute. When you open up them cheeks you have a nice warm baked bean asserole ready for your enjoyment. Don’t forget your spoon!
Bobby…I’’m really cravin a baked bean asserole
by Oddie Fisher January 08, 2023
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Advanced Shake n' Bake

A way of making Dextroamphetamine (Speed). You put 100ml 70% ethylamine solution, Coleman's Premium Camp Fuel 14oz, 1/4 cup Sodium Hydroxide, 1/2 cup Ammonium Nitrate, Phenylpropanolamine HCl 2.4g, Lithium metal from batteries, soda stream bottle or something, shake n' bake, and burp it. You got to wear a gas mask. It's an explosion hazard. The advanced part is the Ethylamine liquid allowing for an easier reaction with less pressure. Li(NH3)4 and Li(CH3CH2NH2)4 system. But it's still an explosion hazard. HCl acid is needed. Just enjoy Nature's Ritalin or something. Khat is cool. Advanced Shake n' bake is a modified Birch Reduction.
Dave: I Advanced Shake n' Bake Phenylpropanolamine to get Speed. Yes Dextroamphetamine.
by CognitiveFuel September 17, 2024
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Advanced Shake n Bake

Advanced Shake n Bake is when you put ethylamine, lithium, Coleman's Camp Fuel, added to the soda stream bottle. A beaker has freebase Phenylpropanolamine dissolved in Pentane, Hexane, or Heptane. You should see little tiny Bronze beads start forming around the RV (Reaction Vessel, Soda Stream Bottle) floating just on top of the NP mixed around with the Li within the first 10 minutes if everything is going well. Swirl the bottle and/or heat with blow-dryer as needed to keep the reaction continuing strong throughout this process. Continue this process for probably about 25 – 45 minutes, until approximately 3/4 of the Li in the RV has been converted to Bronze. Then add Phenylpropanolamine dissolved in Pentane, Hexane, or Heptane into the RV through a funnel. Then Shake the fuck out of the bottle and heat with hair dryer and burp it to release Ethylamine pressure. The advantage of Ethylamine over Ammonia is less burping and less pressure required for keeping it liquid. Then you get Dextroamphetamine.
Dave: I made Speed (Dextroamphetamine. Not Methamphetamine, Amphetamine.) by using Advanced Shake n Bake. Thanks, Coleman's Camp Fuel, Heptane, Phenylpropanolamine, Lithium that got bronzed, liquid Ethylamine, and Li(NH2CH2CH3)4
by CognitiveFuel November 20, 2024
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I’m A Baked Potato

Someone who is obsessed with potatoes, so much to the point that they might need therapy
by ImABakedPotato December 05, 2021
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Cake baking

“ look at jaron over there cake baking with ole girl
by Yo momma a hoe January 26, 2023
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bakes my mustard

That really bakes my mustard
The way Karen reacts that, really bakes my mustard.

When my bitch dont have my money, that really bakes my cheese
by sgt.cameltoe September 27, 2021
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Baked User

A fat reject who stays in his room all day moderating a website, similar to a reddit moderator but lower on the totem pole.
Have you seen Buttocks? He smells like pee. Probably a Baked User
by Kfded November 21, 2023
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