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She is sexy and cute af at the same time.
Her pussy is always wet and super tight and her titties are perfect.
Ashley is from Jupiter and she’s so awesome that the stars in the sky actually follow her around. As does her home planet Jupiter.
She longs for the day Jupiter takes her back home.
Ashley listens to 3-6 Mafia non stop and will rap Juicy J and Crunchy Black verses to you at 6 am because she hasn’t gone to sleep yet.
She’s an expert in Mycology and is always down to get trippy w/ you.
Ashley is tiny but will drink grown men under the table.
She will tell Jesus to fuck right the fuck off.
She cooks the best food imaginable and proudly proclaims that all her food is “hoe-made.”
She sucks dick like she’s starving to death and never uses hands. Her throat is literally heaven.
Ashley is too perfect for this world.
Every man who sees her wants to be with her but she’s with Tommy.
Ashley and Tommy will be together forever.
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