Asu Al Shu

A curse or hex you place on one or multiple people you dislike.

"I hate you all, asu al shu."

by b0mbas3b December 1, 2025

Al-kanga

It’s when jinns find an unsuspecting human target and proceed to surround him and call him squirly in an attempt to trick him into going wreath-mode indefinitely or until pardoned (at their will, of course). Now, this ofcourse never comes to fruition as it’s literally impossible without the co-operation of the human (due to pre-existing heavenly laws pertaining to creation). What ends up happening, is the jinn participants realise they are inferior fools, absolute fools mid-kanga, and proceed to blame it on environmental factors whilst taking all the credit amongst other unsuspecting jinns (a kanga in its own right lol).

“You hear about Timmy? The jinns around him tried do him dirty and al-kanga him, but of course he got away after a couple of months… They tried chasing him down, but Timmy was just too smart”

“No way, I’m guessing the jinns around him took the credit anyway?”

“Oh, you know it, classic al-kanga”

by Escape-dat-kanga January 1, 2026

Al-Zutt

Referring to the infamous night of the Al-Zutt with Muhammad (Qutham)

The Al-Zutt rode me all night long and now I'm sleepy and my behind hurts!

by False prophet Muhammad January 1, 2026

Al-Fayed

Al-Fayed in Islamic language means noble person, this is a clan referring to the Al-Fayed and Ba-Fayed mafia families

buy this harrods al-fayed castle for your family

by Rumaysa Cattherine November 22, 2021

Al-Lisha

An Al-Lisha is a woman of many talents. She’s beautiful, smart, incredibly funny & known to bring a smile to those around her. She does not need a lot to be happy( mostly just food). She goes out of the way got the people that she loves and is not afraid to lend a helping hand. Bomb sexual partner and keeps partners satisfied. She is sweet, but if you piss her off; you’ll awaken the beast. You’re lucky if you know one.

Him: Damn girl, you’re REAL special …. I need you in my life.

Her: PERIOD! That’s why my name is Al-Lisha!

by anonymous November 22, 2021

Al-Farid

he is the strongest man in sex with his couple and the Biggest Penis all around the world. This guy also can beat your mom, sister, also your grandmother. Be surely kind dont messed up with this guy before your virgin gone

Person 1: hey baby gerlss you want some Al-Farid?
Person 2: Omaigadd, So Big And Hot Dammnn Boiss i want to test them
Person 1: Yeah boihh, Al-Farid Mode ON

by Mikihiki minni kiki November 22, 2021

Abood Al Khudairy

Abood Al Khudairy is known as Abood and for the size of his cheeks they are squishy and bouncy and he usually gets his fat cheeks squished by Ali , Mark , Ahmed ,Jad and Ghazi

Me :Hey is That Abood al Khudairy?

Friend : Let’s go slap his cheeks

by Ahmed Al Dousari November 23, 2021