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Lincoln logging

Done in a outside setting, the action of, limited to intent, with purpose,going into a porta potty and dedicating on top of a complete strangers foundation (dedication)
At the festival last weekend Bucky imagined he would build himself a real home made of crap as he sat in the public crap shack, Lincoln logging the biggest and longest turds he could muster
by Weberspen15 November 7, 2021
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Log ride

When you and a girl are sitting on the same toilet, while having anal sex
Logan was sitting on the toilet while step sis Charis walked in to the scene and they started having a violent and aggressive log ride.
by Log rider January 2, 2025
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Log jam

The act of defecating in a public urinal.
Man I really had to go and all the toilets were occupied, so I made one heck of a log jam.
by Asspanda February 26, 2023
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log of legends

A Legendary defecation, not just Epic but possibly the most ultimate shit that gives 90+ marginal utility and the release of dopamine for many an hour. If you don’t feel the urge to share the event with a sibling it isn’t a Log of Legends.

Logs of Legends are laid by Champions in their quest for Nexus obliteration – make Nidalee proud, ya filthy animal!
Urban myth – eSport is a term coined by and stolen from a Lancastrian latrine when a patron of said latrine had passed a Log of Legends and was sat unwiped in blissful enjoyment of their own stench. Another patron entered the communal area and uttered the now immortal soliloquy – “ eee sport, what the fuck did tha ‘ave from th’kebab shop last night? ‘ave yer guts died and gone bad or is it…nah…maybe…a Log of Legends?” – just before dying from the WMD.
by Dogburster Big Bolox September 23, 2021
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Log lut

A sultry woman who is only aroused by anal intercourse.
Did know Janine is a log lut?

booty slut woman
by Blarc September 20, 2016
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log is the bae

Just the best log is the bae ever to live
by loggyboi February 10, 2018
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duck butt log munchers

Dan and Phil. Two youtubers that that work together to make videos seen by the internet. A popular video is “Hello Internet” by Daniel Howell.
Did you see those duck butt log munchers new video?
by Gary35Martinel April 22, 2018
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