Jew Juice

A drink to go along with a jew bagel. This generally is orange juice, however, on some occasions, it can be substituted with grape juice or apple juice.

I need some jew juice to wash down my jew bagel, stat!

by True Jew December 26, 2007

jew sword

1. For those with out skill, a ammo less weapon for an ensured noob kill.

2. Melee attack weapon in halo 2.

"Dude, you are so gay, stop using the jew sword."

by Asecis March 13, 2005

Jew Balls

A man who has GIANT testicles.

"He has some Jew Balls."

by M.o.m.o.m.o.m.o.m.o.m.o.m.o. February 4, 2009

Jew For Jesus

An Ethnic Jew who believes in Jesus (Yeshua) as the Jewish Messiah (Mashiach/Moshiach). He or she may or may not be a member of the group Jews for Jesus.

A Jew For Jesus is also called a Messianic Jew or Jewish Christian. Among the most controversial Jews For Jesus was a Jewish man who was a Southern Baptist pastor named Martin Meyer "Moishe" Rosen (1932-2010). The late Moishe Rosen founded the group known as Jews For Jesus. Like individual Jews for Jesus are, the group Jews For Jesus is often a target of every kind of intolerance and persecution imaginable--most often from Anti Semitic and Anti Messianic ("Anti Missionary", "Counter Missionary") individuals and groups; ranging from individuals and groups who are racist against all Jews, anyway (such as David Duke and Stormfront, and Malik Zulu Shabbaz and the Pseudo-Jewish Black Hebrew Israelites), to individuals such as Tracey Rich of JewFAQ and groups such as the Central Conference of American Rabbis of the Union of Reform Judaism, who have issued multiple responsa against Messianic Jews and Messianic Judaism (e.g., "CCAR RESPONSA 'On Patrilineal Descent, Apostasy, and Synagogue Honors', 5758.11").

by Nickidewbear June 14, 2013

right Jew

To express dismay or shock at the high price of something.

anti Semite one: petrol is at its high price in 3 years
anti Semite two: that's right Jew!

by The 456 April 8, 2010

Jew Bagel

A person who is acting like an idiot or a jerk-off.

Harvey: Jeff I'm on your team, why are you shooting me you stupid Jew Bagel!

by therealsuperman8 February 6, 2009

Jew Mission

A prolonged journey including yourself and possibly a few friends. The word Jew Mission comes from anceint Egypt when Moses led the Jews through a 40 year quest in the desert.

Person 1 "Where are we going?"
Person 2 "Joe's house"
Person 1 "Where does Joe live?"
Person 2 "On the other side of town"
Person 1 "That's a Jew Mission"

by Der Moobs July 29, 2006