Bed shit crazy

When someone is so off the rails, that they’ll shit on your side of the bed in an attempt to get revenge.

“Man, that girl Amber dropped a shit right on the bed.”
“Yeah bro, she is bed shit crazy!”

by meowverseer May 7, 2022

bedding guilt

When you buy new bedding with a significant other, have sexual relations, share moments etc., only to stop speaking. You want to change this bedding, but ultimately its just a few months old. Changing the sheets is just not enough-the duvet or comforter lingers with memories and you want it gone... but you just refuse to spend $1000 on all new bedding because you just purchased this! You need to learn to deal with it, at least until next season!

You should be living with this bedding guilt, or at least buy me a new duvet!

by Free Spirited know it all February 7, 2018

emmas bed

when mason fingers jenna while GK is hooking up with 2 shorties named katie and Hanna

Mason wtf man get you fingers out of her this is emmas bed

by emmajudd April 10, 2021

Ciggarettes in bed

The moment shared between a man and a woman after dirty, rough, disgusting and often less than usual fucking, kissing, humping and cumming. Usually between a Bethany and a Joshua...

Sometimes this sex is watched by a group of unseen eyes, most of which are insanely attracted to both Bethany and Joshua..

This sex is special but still would disturb the average viewer....

"Ciggarettes in bed" is when...

Bethany - "Next time don't stop choking me when I pass out..."
Joshua - "You're a fucking freak, go get the the smokes so we can have a cigarette in bed"

by AceOfSpadesUnknown February 16, 2024

ran's bed time

When the English bitch needs to take herself to bed because she passes out online and drools on her keyboard.

You little crumpet-eating shit. Ran's bed time. You've been up too long and it's getting dark out.

by WarWithinABreath June 16, 2017

a-bed

The Cutest Cat Or Kitten You Will Ever Meet In Your Life A A-Bed is A cat Which doesn't Adventure Much But He Loves Giving Hugs 🤗

Jimmy : Have You Got a A-Bed ?
Johnny : Yes I Love a-Bed A lot

by FlyingFishy543 (Taylor) June 16, 2019

Search under the bed

Searching under the bed means getting in the position to take it doggy style. On all 4s, arms and head down, ass up. Searching under the bed.

Nathan - Hey bitch, go search under the bed ;)
Patricia - But I want missionary!
Nathan - No, cunt, go search under the bed!
Patricia - Fine

by Imjusthereforthisone September 2, 2020