Bedding

The act of making someone feel welcome or at home.
by Cl0v3r_Sn0w May 25, 2024
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Water Bedding

An extremely large bellied woman is laying spread eagle on your bed and while you are eating her out she lifts her belly up and drops it on your head. Effectively recreating the ripple of a water bed in her belly fat.
Beatrice water bedded me while I was performing fellatio on her vaginal region. She was water bedding me because I am a naughty boy.
by Bbbrizzle November 05, 2017
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bedding spree

The action of intimacy with multiple people at a time.
Earl: Hey David, what did you do last night?
David: Oh, I went on a bedding spree with tons of chicks!
by ¡■Dippy Doppy■! March 14, 2021
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fat cat on red bed

it's a fat cat.. on a red bed..
Me: Fat cat on-
Person: RED BED!
Both of us: fat cat on red bed B)
by Kagito Nomaeda February 22, 2021
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Bed Jinx

A bed jinx takes place when two people are in bed simultaneously and tell each other. Similar to calling a jinx when two people speak the same word.

Bed jinxes, are different from a traditional jinx, in the reward you receive. Instead of receiving a "coke", you can receive an array of rewards, ranging from a good old fashion cuddling, to a full blown hat on the door knob. Its a very powerful jinx.
Brittney - Hey, whats up?

Tom - Just laying in bed trying to watch some tv.

Brittney - Haha me too!

Tom - I'm calling bed jinx on that one!

Brittney - What do I owe you?

Tom - ;)
by Albert fitzgerald September 28, 2011
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Texas Trundle Bed

When a friend or close colleague poops in the cot and then exits, forcing the following group of friends (usually 3 max per group) to sleep in the warm poo filled cot-sequences of their actions.
“I’d let you borrow my drill but Bryan still has it, he made a nice Texas Trundle Bed of the situation for Marco, Jefe, and Yohanna to sleep in
by Texan Trundle Thunder July 17, 2021
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Bed shit crazy

When someone is so off the rails, that they’ll shit on your side of the bed in an attempt to get revenge.
“Man, that girl Amber dropped a shit right on the bed.”
“Yeah bro, she is bed shit crazy!”
by meowverseer May 07, 2022
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