Pan Sexual

Lots of people mixup Pan Sexual with Pansexual yet they are different. Pan Sexual is when you are attracted to neither women or men. If you are Pan Sexual it means you are attracted to pans.

Mom: Honey, please stop having sex with my pans. I have to keep buying knew pans and I'm running out of money.
Child: SHUT THE FUCK UP MOM!! IM PAN SEXUAL!
Mom: Honey I know that your Pan Sexual but can you buy your own pans instead?
Child: NO MOM SO SHUT THE FUCK UP!

by Alexa Feise April 11, 2020

sexual mofo

A manly man with a huge cock that has enough testosterone to please a whale, over and over again....horny as a mother fucker

Ej, Eric, and Wyatt are all crazy sexual mofos with your mom

by Poppa Bear 69 May 3, 2014

Sexual friends

good friends , who for now don't want to get too serious , just taking things slow. But also want the benefit of having sex.

I want so badly to be sexual friends with a {beautiful} {woman} i recently met , we are at {times} in our lives that this would be a great way to start out

by Dreamyjoe May 24, 2017

sexual cake

A cake made from all past ejaculations and shaping it into a cake to give to your significant other on a special occasion

"Yo Ive been saving all of my semen for the past 6 months. I'm gonna make a sexual cake for Katie this Valentine's Day."

by Milkwater February 4, 2015

sexual bully

Someone who gets you sexually aroused & leaves you to fend for yourself.

You're such a sexual bully for leaving after you kissed me like that.

by CuntsRus November 23, 2014

sexually homeless

Someone who can't or doesn't want to settle down into a relationship.

Sally is sexually homeless

by WorkVitamins April 25, 2010

Sexual Bulimia

Excessive, reckless, self-centered use of sexual behavior that "doesn't count" because one or both partners are under the influence of drugs, alcohol or meglomania. The "disorder" often targets the spouses/partners of friends. Guilt, self-loathing and further promiscuity is the result...thus an endless cycle ensues.Merry-Go-Pound

Anne's Sexual Bulimia has resulted in the destruction of all significant relationships. Her fear of being alone and invisible leads to Fear-fucking as a feeble attempt to acquire a new social circle, this becomes a Merry-Go-Pound

by Cyn March 18, 2004