Pile of Cunt

Despicable, thoroughly undesirable, a massive pain in balls

You can can fuck right off if you think I'm doing that project Rupert, it sounds like a right massive pile of cunt!

No, I'm not going to watch Hamlet performed in Modern dress with Benedict Cumberthatch it'll be a right steaming pile of cunt!

by Itsallgoodman December 23, 2016

Jedi Cunt

When someone calls you a ‘Sith Cunt’, this is a opportunistic time to reply with Jedi Cunt, in the Star Wars Universe.

‘Shut up, you’re such a Jedi Cunt Said Palpatine’

by AstrayMind98 March 26, 2020

cunt-brooming

When a man with a rather full and bushy mustache performs cunnilingus on a willing female, giving the appearance of a broom upon her cunt.

With a mustache like that, Tom Selleck is definitely cunt-brooming eight or nine bitches tonight.

by 30 tall cans of Busch August 29, 2009

dense cunt

An Australian insult that adds description to cunt.

Shut the fuck up, ya dense cunt

by bobbybobson68 September 22, 2019

Dumpy Cunt

Your basic cunt but unlike other well maintained cunts makes no attempt to make herself look fit and attractive. A dumpy cunt is the worst type of cunt out there.

KC: Yo Kelly's friend Jen is over there talking shit about other women again.

BC: That dumpy cunt has no right to say shit. Bitch hasn't been to the gym in 20 years.

by Cornhole Barbie August 2, 2019

oy cunt

An Australian/British slang meaning two things:

1.
Person 1:Oy cunt
Person 2:I haven’t bloody seen ye in bloody ages!
2.
Person 1:Oy you fat bitch ass cunt!
Person 2:THE FUCK YOU SAY TO ME YOU COCK SUCKING CORONA DRINKING DICKHEAD!?!!!!?!!!

by Dudebloke March 23, 2021

Religious Cunt

An overly religious teenage woman in the internet who enjoys tweeting and posting bible verses or quotes about God, but in reality that woman is actually a slut.

P1: "She loves God as much as she loves dicks."

P2: "Yeah, she's pretty much a religious cunt."

by raepmemoar February 23, 2017