A response to be used when being yelled at, such as by a parent. The rough equivalent of "don't tase me bro!" An answer indicating surrender and a desire to avoid harm.
Mom: "I told you to be home by 5! How could you be late for your grandfather's birthday?!?!"
Son: "Sorry, mom! Jeez, don't light my shed on fire! I just forgot, OK?!?
Son: "Sorry, mom! Jeez, don't light my shed on fire! I just forgot, OK?!?
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Get the Roll Out, With My Pole Out mug.Ryan: "You just scorched my ass."
Peter: "That's what she said... No, that's really what she said... His penis was very hot and he was doing her anally and she said, "You just scorched my ass.""
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Get the I DONE SOILED MY BRITCHES mug.A time in which oneself walks around with their abnormally large penis hanging out because they did not have the time to throw it over their shoulder and wrap it around their waist a few times, then fold it in half three times to make it appear normal size.
Dude, I was so sleepy this morning by the time I got out of the shower I was late for work so I decided today I was going to be rockin' out with my cock out.
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