like shit through a goose

When someone answers a question very quickly, whether it's correct or not. Sometimes a snarky rejoinder.

Geese have a rapid digestive system so anything they eat passes through them very quickly. Indicates quickness, speed in a sarcastic way.

Elaine : Did you hear how quickly Nick came up with an excuse to the boss for being late?

Bob: Yeah, it's like shit through a goose.

by BobbyD September 12, 2016

aint got shit to do with this!

when you are uninvolved in something and have nothing at all to do with any fuckin thing or any of the shit that's poppin off at all!

they offendin you?...i "aint got shit to do with this!"

by uninvolved ass nigga August 19, 2011

Throw Up On Your Shit

To verbally asualt somebody in a deragotory way

"bitch say another word i'm finna throw up on your shit, mark ass buster ass scalywag"

by Adroc January 20, 2007

Mother-Fucking-Dog-Shit

this is the word that you would use when you get pissed or annoyed but then laugh at the same time.

Narrator: The computer crashes!

Nelson: What the Mother-Fucking-Dog-Shit!!!

by drawghanz January 27, 2010

This is the good shit. Woo mama!

Exclamation of joy regarding high quality herbs.

Etymology: 'Spaced' Series 2.

"This is the good shit. Woo mama!"

by alexandlewis December 1, 2004

Windows 95 shit

Definition 1: A website or software that is stuck in the mid early 90's. It features outdated styles using HTML 2, robot voice, 256 colors, smothered in gifs, raping your with MIDI ringtones, amongst other things.
Probably is run by a person who killed themselves because it hasn't be updated in 2 decades.

Definition 2: The Creation Engine

Definition 3: A slow computer

Example 1: I hate internet explorer, What is this Windows 95 shit?

by Chevyman95 August 1, 2019

spit your shit

You yell spit your shit fast before knocking what ever thier holding in thier hands

Guy has drink buddy yells spit your shit then smacks it out of his hand

by _seth_ April 20, 2018