takes care of her shit

Someone who arranges for their own sexual gratification in a subtle way.

She may be big, but she takes care of her shit.

She's not quite a hoe, she just takes care of her shit.

by H Co January 22, 2008

like shit through a goose

When someone answers a question very quickly, whether it's correct or not. Sometimes a snarky rejoinder.

Geese have a rapid digestive system so anything they eat passes through them very quickly. Indicates quickness, speed in a sarcastic way.

Elaine : Did you hear how quickly Nick came up with an excuse to the boss for being late?

Bob: Yeah, it's like shit through a goose.

by BobbyD September 12, 2016

aint got shit to do with this!

when you are uninvolved in something and have nothing at all to do with any fuckin thing or any of the shit that's poppin off at all!

they offendin you?...i "aint got shit to do with this!"

by uninvolved ass nigga August 19, 2011

Throw Up On Your Shit

To verbally asualt somebody in a deragotory way

"bitch say another word i'm finna throw up on your shit, mark ass buster ass scalywag"

by Adroc January 20, 2007

Take the shit out of it

When Iranian people finds out that Urban Dictionary is capable of adding custom words by people ,therefore they start adding some shitty words such as their names and some stupid words , this action is called “take the shit out if sth “

You see all the people now wears tight jeans !? They take the shit out of it

by Am11n August 17, 2018

shit eating grin

How assholes high-five themselves. Usually considered ingenuous by German culture due to their deep scholarly roots, but acceptable by Marxist liberals who let literal rats run the country.

I should have expected that vulgar language behind my back when I saw that shit eating grin.

When I came home to my dog I knew he had done something wrong from that shit eating grin.

by razzamatazibizzle May 23, 2018

Windows 95 shit

Definition 1: A website or software that is stuck in the mid early 90's. It features outdated styles using HTML 2, robot voice, 256 colors, smothered in gifs, raping your with MIDI ringtones, amongst other things.
Probably is run by a person who killed themselves because it hasn't be updated in 2 decades.

Definition 2: The Creation Engine

Definition 3: A slow computer

Example 1: I hate internet explorer, What is this Windows 95 shit?

by Chevyman95 August 1, 2019