dick push-ups

when a male is aroused several times throughout the day; one erection after another for an extended period of time

John: I went to the pool today

Jeremy: Oh yeah?

John: Yeah! there were so many babes, I was doing dick push-ups for a solid three hours!!!

by Colin2010 October 9, 2008

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Nicholas Sucks Dicks

Truth that Nicholas sucks dick and is a complete ASSHOLE to Cameron.

Cameron: Nicholas sucks dicks!

Nicholas: Bitch I'm going to kick your ass!

Cameron: Fat ones! 365 days a year!

Nicholas: Bitch here I come!

Cameron: What I didn't hear you there was too many dicks in your mouth!

by nicksucksdick October 21, 2011

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Limp Dick Liberal

A person of very liberal and socialist political views. The term is derived from their lack of emotional appeal to the good old USA, and a refusal to acknowledge America as the greatest nation on the planet due because their penis is as limp as a sock. They often are very smug sometimes often because of their Ivy-League degree, but often for no apparent reason at all.

Obama: America needs to start being like the rest of the world and doing what the rest of the world tells us to do. After all we are no better than they are right?

Ronald Reagan: Let's set the record straight you limp dick liberal. America is the last best hope for man on earth because of our commitment to protecting and proliferating democracy. I don't care what the rest of the world thinks, I'll do it the American way.

by AmericanBea March 2, 2011

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