I've never killed a man

If someone says this, they most definitely have killed a man.

"I've never killed a man."
"That's fucking cap."

by Dumb Bitch Juice Addict July 31, 2021

Slop Man

A nickname given to Mutant from Your Only Move Is HUSTLE due to his sloppy nature.

Person 1: Slop man cometh
Person 2: Holy shit

by Shmorby Doobeebop April 12, 2024

mayonnaise man

A man that has about as much spice and flavor as a jar of mayonnaise.

Rebecca: "OMG This guy sucks at holding a conversation!"
Alex: "Sounds like you got yourself a mayonnaise man."

by creatorofthefarts November 6, 2022

Man-Whop

to stick your hand up ones anus, and flip them inside out by their eyeballs.

joe Man-Whopped zak, and i was left to clean up the mess while they carted joe off to the state penn.

by ILUVDETH December 23, 2007

Stan The Water Man

not the guy from the Markiplier video, but instead the youtuber who makes videos of himself singing karaoke songs.

look, stan the water man posted a new karaoke video.

by STN-117 June 1, 2022

Man of Kent ready

Historically a phrase used to declare confidence. However, by association with a number of ill-fated events, now a term used when one has not fully prepared for a task but is willing to proceed with said task regardless. Or when one believes one is fully prepared for a task, but it is abundantly clear to the onlooker that they are not.

As Oates stepped out of the tent, he turned back to Scott and exclaimed, "do not worry; I'm Man of Kent ready!"

Prior to the events that unfolded in the early hours of 15th April, RMS Titanic was broadly considered to be Man of Kent ready.

"Dude how's the marathon training going?"
"Man of Kent ready, mate. Totally got this covered"

"If it's good enough for the Man of Kent, it's good enough for me"

by SEL2025 May 4, 2025

Swords-man

When you doggy-style someone you yell "look a man" when she gets distracted you poke her with your dick on her forehead then stick a sword through her throat. Meanwhile she's deepthroating the sword you call her mother and ask for spanking and $21.

oh man, wanna go to the cinnema? I can use my money that i got while doing the Swords-man.

by Oh man oh boy oh girl nice tit November 15, 2017