shit faced

Drogheda based jackass style TV program

Shit Faced is the greatest show eva!!

by Meathawk January 2, 2005

FUCK, SHIT, DAMN.........WHATIGOTTADO?

when you are confused on how to fix a situation or problem, usually you're pretty stoned. When on the phone or in person fighting with your girl!!

" I said I was sorry, FUCK, SHIT, DAMN.........WHATIGOTTADO?

by drewsafine the drew guy July 12, 2006

2 in the clit, 1 in the shit

another way to say shocker!

we all have givin a girl 2 in the clit, 1 in the shit atleast once in our life right guys?

by Ryan Stuffick May 17, 2005

Jesus Shit the Bed Christ

A term used to address an event of either unbelievable, hilarious or ridiculous measure. These 5 words should only be used to address the occurence when it is of huge magnitude.

(Note - heavily accenting the 'Ch' in Christ always adds great emphasis upon deliverance of the phrase.)

First began to circulate in Essex, after a truly remarkable display of football acrobatics during a friendly game of 6-a-side, the phrase has now picked up a few more scenarios to be used in.

1) 'Jesus Shit the Bed Christ! Did you just see that fucking goal?!'

2? 'Jesus Shit the Bed Christ, that truly was the fucking funniest thing I've ever seen.'

3) 'Jesus Shit the Bed Christ, did you just see that bitch spit a Melon out of her arse?!'

by TerranceGrapes April 24, 2011

shit hit the door twice

to look or feel wretched, especially when describing a hang over.

"man, i drank so much last night, i feel like shit hit the door twice."

"i woke up so late this morning, i look like shit hit the door twice."

by Arianette June 18, 2008

Shit House Fucked Up

Adj. Used to describe one who is particularly intoxicated, specifically due to alcohol consumption.

Dude, I see two of everything... Pass me another beer I'm getting shit house fucked up and having sexual intercourse with the least attractive woman here. High five!!!

by Rusty Dalton August 24, 2008

happier than a pig in shit

ridiculously happy. Pigs cool off by rolling around in the mud, so maybe shit is the same way.

She was happier than a pig in shit when she saw Bobby.

by kristin May 16, 2004