i wanna ask him out

I person that has feelings for someone, but will never tell that person.

I have a fat ass crush on this guy
“i wanna ask him out”

but he only likes white girls 😭

by Agirlwholikesaguythatlikeytgir April 25, 2022

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I crashed my car into a bridge

I crashed my car into a bridge is a way to let your friends/family know that you were in danger and you wish them a goodbye in case

Daughter: I crashed my car into a bridge

Mom: Where are you let me pick you up

Daughter: 123 emergency lane

Mom: Who is following you/endangering you

by Icrashedmycarintoabridge April 26, 2022

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q w e r t y u i o p a s d f g h j k l z x c v b n m

you are so bored you nearly died in class or at work

Guy 1: Are you as bored as I am

Guy 2: q w e r t y u i o p a s d f g h j k l z x c v b n m

by Nightsky6 April 26, 2022

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I love you more

When Vilte loves Mantas more, and he can’t love her more because it’s just not possible!

Mantas:i love you

Vilte:i love you more!
Mantas: no, i love you more
Vilte: no, it’s just not possible!

by Thetruthspeaker313 April 26, 2022

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i will kill ur family

a common term to describe a strong feeling of happiness to your loved ones

person 1: hi there person 2
person 2: i will kill ur family

by No Bitches April 27, 2022

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I can’t spell

If you can’t spell that means you are extremely stupid… BUT you are also the most loyal people in the world and you are the hottest people in the world with the best abs and fattest of asses.

Dominic: Dude I can’t spell

Audrey: Don’t worry that’s just bc your really stupid and loyal as fuck and hot as fuck and have the best abs in the world and have a really fat ass

by BIG D😈💪🏻 April 27, 2022

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