The Mums

The psychological sickness one contracts when Mumfords and Sons backs out as the headliner of the music festival you're attending. Symptoms include, but are not limited to: intermittent frowning, being teased by your peers and randomly storming off in the middle of the show that replaced Mumford and Sons.

"Janet was really looking forward to seeing Mumford and Sons play at Bonnaroo this year. When they were suddenly replaced with Jack Johnson, she came down with a bad case of The Mums."

by Chicketychina11 June 21, 2013

Kayden said suck your mum

When someone is pissing you off so much that you have to get papi chulo kayden involved.

I told you suck your mum and kayden said suck your mum.

by Kbgetsit July 29, 2023

Ur mum

Ur mum is a common insult used for no apparent reason. This also references to Yo Mama jokes. This humor is weird and sometimes unlikable.

Ur mum is fat.

by pigjacob June 27, 2018

Mum

Always in a mood and makes you duolingo ,wiping the side dry up and wash the dishes and she will have a go at you for the smallest things in the world!!! Its very unbelievable

Oh No were about get to told off by mum

by Dave Marshalar March 22, 2022

Mum

Yo mama's so big, she uses the interstate for a slip-n-slide!

Yo mama's so big, she uses the interstate for a slip-n-slide! Funny Mum

by Unbrokenwand9 April 13, 2020

ur mum

ur mum is what people say when they don't want to say an actual answer.

I had passionate sex with ur mum last night.

Friend 1: What day is it?
Friend 2: ur mum

by iwillfuckurmum June 8, 2022

Courts Mum

a mum who smokes inside, complains, almost always has a ex husband and always goes to the corner shop for a 24 pack of coca-cola. And almost always has a kid in primary school

"god shes such a courts mum"

by Meltdown.x April 2, 2022