Homosexual Whale

An easily offended fat person who is most often gay.

Listen dude no offence but you were being such a homosexual whale back there

by Whalejokesatyou November 13, 2016

Blue whale

Blue Whales are the moast streamline animal in the water (this is a scientificly proven fact). Despite there size the ridges along there sides offer maximum efficiency and there fore make them extre streamline they can cruse at speeds of 30kmh and have been recorded to travel 50kmh

Person 1 "Hey did you know what the moast streamline animal in the sea."

Person 2 "what."

Person 1 "the blue whale"

Person 2 "No way that's amazing."

by Professor Goodwin August 26, 2021

Whale hunter

Dating a fat girl

Jake Henderson is a whale hunter

by Start as bogan August 25, 2016

Humpback Whale Hug

Violently hugging another person, complete with pelvic thrust. Strong sexual connotation.

I gave Amy a humpback whale hug the other day; good for me, creepy for her.

by TallyFootballhead December 30, 2011

whales and the dinosaurs

When you want to fuck with your kids about the birds and the bees

"I know everything about the birds and the bees!"
"Well have you heard about the whales and the dinosaurs?"

by awdaefrg January 15, 2017

whale backing

Having sex with an obese women in the "doggy style" position.

Last night I got so drunk I went home with that fat girl and whale backed the shit out of her. It was like trying to paint the Vatican with a No. 2 pencil. That will be the last time I get so drunk that I go whale backing

by grinch Nathan October 2, 2013

Whale

Girls called: Skye, Ella, Lola and other are massive cunts who can’t swim cause they sink

Dave: I saw a whale yesterday

Pete: really where
Dave: at the dstc the fat cunts were running and I felt it

by Jansfat May 25, 2020