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Gnostic mind virus

The gnostic mind virus is belief in the general idea that man is god.

Common symptoms include: talking about "consciousness" a lot, a belief in "manifestation", belief that thoughts make reality, that we are all one, use of the term "the matrix"

It can be contracted through the use of psychedelic drugs, meditation, going down conspiracy rabbit holes

Refer to Romans 1:22-25
Lad 1: Me mate started meditating and now he keeps talking about "consciousness"
Lad 2: uh oh looks like he got the gnostic mind virus
by p0o0ooo0 January 31, 2025
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mind fuck

a mind fuck occurs from coming in contact with any substance; animal, plant, or mineral that will 'fuck up' your mind like; drugs or alcohol.
I am a pharmaseutical performance artist who uses my trippy art to mind fuck all who come in come in contact.
by p@$$ing thr.ugh December 15, 2010
mugGet the mind fuckmug.

Mind your business

You don't agree with what I'm saying or kissing my ass so you don't get to have a opinion or speak about it.
Dumb chick : he cheated on me for the 78th time...should i give him another chance

Other dumb chicks : yaaaaas girl he will change

Dumb chick : thanks for the support queens

Someone wise : you should of been left him

Dumb chick : mind your business
by The Mysterious 1 December 11, 2022
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Do you mind

Do you mind if I smoke here?
by jinhobrine June 10, 2017
mugGet the Do you mindmug.

Mindful Minute

When your class is out of control so you give them less homework work time by making them hide their eyes from you with their heads down not talking or making any noise of any kind.
Do we need to go into a mindful minute?
by zebrahorse1110 February 21, 2020
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Mind Wank

A telepathic wank using your mind. BUT YOU AINT THINKING ABOUT THE HOMIES
luke was thinking of Sam's toes so much that he needed to have a mind wank. But he is a homie...
by ProfessorMindWank November 17, 2020
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